External lungs
Maultasche, Sounds more like mushrooms.
lugal, Came here to say this
angrystego, Except what mushrooms stick out above the ground are not snorkels.
shroomato, 
You can’t use your as a snorkel? Amateurs!
Manifish_Destiny, Mushrooms are technically the fruit of the plant. It’d be more like they live underground and stick their junk in the air to jizz on the wind.
MonsiuerPatEBrown, not what I would call a fungi
Manifish_Destiny, Speak for yourself.
PP_BOY_, 
Humans live under their skin and just use their eyes as a periscope
Afghaniscran, Ok snorkel nose
sagrotan, 
Once I recorded the wind in the trees in spring and played it back later 600 times slower. It sounded like an orgy porn. I can never walk in the woods again.
Omega_Haxors, Don’t google what pollen is.
DragonTypeWyvern, Going for a walk in pollen season?
Bukkake time!
angrystego, Wait, why bukkake? What am I missing?
Omega_Haxors, DW about it 😇
samus12345, 
Plant spooge
Magnetar, Please post.
Omega_Haxors, Leaves are basically a stomach and lungs combined into one.
MonsiuerPatEBrown, bay leaves make everything haggis
meekah, 
lol, you’re right. but what are the roots then? the mouth?
Omega_Haxors, The ass. Nutrients are absorbed in the roots and waste products are pushed out.
GregorGizeh, Trees live over ground and use the below-ground parts as a straw. Is this Showerthoughts now?
Deceptichum, 
Trees live half under ground and half over the ground, using their appendages to live.
JayDee, I’ve never seen a tree do a kick flip or eat ice cream, so I can’t agree that they’re living.
Deceptichum, You’ve never seen me do this either, is this why I feel dead inside after work each day?
Perfide, Yeah
samus12345,
octoperson, Trees are a thin skin wrapped around a column of their own dead flesh
EddoWagt, But they grow from the inside
meekah, I don’t think that means the exact center. Just underneath the bark is also the inside.
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