External lungs
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octoperson, Trees are a thin skin wrapped around a column of their own dead flesh
EddoWagt, But they grow from the inside
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I don’t think that means the exact center. Just underneath the bark is also the inside.
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Humans live under their skin and just use their eyes as a periscope
Afghaniscran, Ok snorkel nose
Omega_Haxors, Leaves are basically a stomach and lungs combined into one.
MonsiuerPatEBrown, bay leaves make everything haggis
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lol, you’re right. but what are the roots then? the mouth?
Omega_Haxors, The ass. Nutrients are absorbed in the roots and waste products are pushed out.
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Once I recorded the wind in the trees in spring and played it back later 600 times slower. It sounded like an orgy porn. I can never walk in the woods again.
Omega_Haxors, Don’t google what pollen is.
DragonTypeWyvern, Going for a walk in pollen season?
Bukkake time!
angrystego, Wait, why bukkake? What am I missing?
Omega_Haxors, DW about it 😇
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Plant spooge
Magnetar, Please post.
Maultasche, Sounds more like mushrooms.
lugal, Came here to say this
angrystego, Except what mushrooms stick out above the ground are not snorkels.
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You can’t use your as a snorkel? Amateurs!
Manifish_Destiny, Mushrooms are technically the fruit of the plant. It’d be more like they live underground and stick their junk in the air to jizz on the wind.
MonsiuerPatEBrown, not what I would call a fungi
Manifish_Destiny, Speak for yourself.
GregorGizeh, Trees live over ground and use the below-ground parts as a straw. Is this Showerthoughts now?
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Trees live half under ground and half over the ground, using their appendages to live.
JayDee, I’ve never seen a tree do a kick flip or eat ice cream, so I can’t agree that they’re living.
Deceptichum, ![]()
You’ve never seen me do this either, is this why I feel dead inside after work each day?
Perfide, Yeah
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