Stay safe!
phorq, Meanwhile I’m quite interested in trying it despite being completely sober… I can quit being a fat-ass anytime I want!
wreckedcarzz, 
Remove the bacon for me and I’m interested as well
robocall, I’m watching my figure, no bacon on my pizza-french fry-burger please
worldwidewave, This guy Americas
PunnyName, For me, no fries.
demonquark, But the bacon is the best part. 🤤🤤
Strayce, I’m not against this, but I feel like the pizza needs to be on the bottom. You’re just gonna get cheese all over your hands.
Snailpope, At the least I would flip it right before eating it, having it on top is good for presentation purposes.
Num10ck, wait a minute… if you just slapped an upside down pizza on top of another pizza, would that become a burger? oh its a panuozzo.
Rocketpoweredgorilla, 
I kind of do that all the time with store bought pizzas… after I cook them I simply fold them in half and eat. (Sort of like a big pizza pop/calzone)
Zekas, It would still be a sandwich because a burger is a sandwich.
Carnelian, I want cheese on my hands
PunnyName, Damn, you said it first!
HikingVet, On the inside.
Edit: Pizza toppings should be oriented so that they are inside the sandwich.
Ajen, And burn your fingers
user224, 
If it burns your fingers, how does it not burn your mouth?
z3rOR0ne, 
I honestly have eaten hot food that has burned my fingers but not my mouth…i don’t know why and I honestly cannot recall why i continued to eat after my hands were burned… I am probably going to get mouth cancer later on in life…
Ajen, I’m pretty sure your saliva helps cool it down a little. And most people salivate when there’s hot food in their mouth.
Ajen, Of course it burns your mouth, there’s not much you can do about that. But your can at least protect your fingers.
Zoldyck, One of the biggest reasons I quit cannabis completely was all the snacking. Great in the moment. Long term not so much.
dingus, 
They must call it “pot” because it gives you a “pot belly.”
HikingVet, Then I have been doing something wrong for over a decade.
Seraph, (edited ) 
Pizzas definitely need to be facing inward on the sandwich, not outward. It's the bun here, act like it.
Viking_Hippie,
Tb0n3, Oh my god! It’s worse than I thought.
dulce_3t_decorum_3st, 
Anyone else see dead flies on the top of the pizza or am I having a psychotic episode?
bfg9k, YOU JUST HAVE TO WAKE UP
PLEASE
JUST WAKE UP
dulce_3t_decorum_3st, Shouting. Why?
glennglog22, 
I can kinda see what you mean, but I think it's just bits of burnt meat or whatever manner of green herb they put on it.
TimeNaan, Its the marijuana!
Veedem, 
Man…that looks amazing.
MNByChoice, Who is selling this? I want one.
ivanafterall, 
I'll make one for you if I can watch you eat it. No breaking eye contact.
KuroiKaze, Sure as long as you just sit there and bask in the glory. Let’s meet in Seattle.
zurohki,
Godric, Ooof ow my arteries
Spliffman1, 
Where’s the side of beans?? C’mon man
Imgonnatrythis, You think he’s photographing that on an empty stomach? They’re gone.
Spliffman1, Makes complete sense to hit the beans first
z3rOR0ne, Cuz that might make it remotely healthy, lol
Wage_slave, 
And it is so well put together.
this stoner clearly munchies with great justice!
Legit, I want one so bad right now. [7]
PeriodicallyPedantic, Danger is my middle name 🤤
NegativeLookBehind, 
Pizzurgerfracon
Anissem, 
all the calories, none of the taste
SpeedLimit55, The pizza needs to be flipped.
LegionEris, That’s the only problem I see.
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