Probably guzzling water and planning to go for a run in the morning

indulgence, 10 months ago

11th beer

Jimmycrackcrack, 10 months ago

Geez you’re game, you want to go running the morning after? I think if I tried that they’d eventually find my body by following the vomit trail.

Astroturfed, 10 months ago

Do you not get drunk enough for irrational optimism often? I don’t drink much anymore, but I was fully convinced I would get up and do something like work out, mow the lawns etc many times.

bobs_monkey, 9 months ago

Closing out the 12 pack: I’m gonna change the world! Next morning: turn off the sun

darcy, 10 months ago

i’ll be two hours older, and two hours wiser.

GeekFTW, 10 months ago (edited 9 months ago)

I do not drink, but if we can swap this for 10 bowls from now: Shredding a slab of slow cooker pork and playing 64man 2fort in TF2.

Edit: Alright well it's been 7ish but the pulled pork is delicious and I've been burning up spy's in sewers so I guess it all worked out.

Thordros, 10 months ago

Ten beers from now I see myself as a corpse, as I look up at it from Hell.

I spent my adult life drinking so hard that I almost died from pancreatitis. Don’t be like me. Quit while you can.

SternburgExport, 9 months ago

Smoking cigarettes non stop and smashing the mirrors off my car.

Philipp, 9 months ago

After 10 Sternie or 10 Modello? And why, why would you smash the mirrors?

SternburgExport, 9 months ago

Both questions can be answered with 10 Sternis

agamemnonymous, 10 months ago

Bed if I’m lucky

Agent641, 10 months ago

Yours or someone elses?

Kecessa, 10 months ago

My bed also being my girlfriend’s bed, I’ll answer with… Both?

Landrin201, 10 months ago

I would literally die, I already got drunk at dragoncon tonight, 10 more beers and I die

famousringo, 10 months ago

Relax, they’re small cans of light beer. It’s like 4 actual beers, tops.

jetsetdorito, 10 months ago

not a beer guy, give me 10 shots 🤙 I like sour beers though

adaveinthelife, 10 months ago

Oh so you’re the one…

Squirrel, 10 months ago

My only beers right now are tripels, so I see myself being asleep.

Swim, 10 months ago

Mmm monks know beer

Franzia, 10 months ago

Laughing way too hard at my own burps.

gerryflap, 10 months ago

I had 10-ish beers yesterday and I can tell you now: no amount of anything would have granted me the ability to run at this point in time. I actually did consider it yesterday, but that was a completely unrealistic idea. More water earlier on the evening would’ve helped tho.

the_third, 10 months ago

Yeah, I always end those evenings with half a teaspoon of salt and half a liter of water. Helps tremendously.

HexbearGPT, 10 months ago

Alcohol is capitalist poison. Join the communist Prohibitionist party!

MyNameIsIgglePiggle, 10 months ago

Lol relevant. Was just thinking I am way too drunk and need to start drinking some water

Rentlar, 10 months ago

If that’s 10 in one night, hopefully bed for sure, the alternative is on the floor.

Once as a student I was like 10-11 drinks in after 2 hours (roughly 210ml vodka and 250ml rum), ended up puking several times in public and blacking out… luckily my friends (who weren’t sure if I’d died) got me home safely and I woke up 6 hours later. Safe to say I’m not binge drinking again.