atlasraven31,

About your Crossfit addiction. The trifecta.

Wogi,

I’m a keto vegan CrossFit guy who uses arch. You wouldn’t get it

HurlingDurling,

Do you drive a jeep?

Wogi,

An electric Jeep

atlasraven31,

Powered by a solar panel

nestEggParrot,

Keto vegan?

Wogi,

Apparently it’s actually a thing. God knows how but they do exist

Crashumbc,

For a short while.

stewie3128,

They live mostly on gels and polymers I think.

igorlogius,
@igorlogius@lemmy.world avatar

I forsee the creation of another arch based distro that is specifically designed for vegans that will solve this problem

finickydesert,
@finickydesert@lemmy.ml avatar

“I use argan. It allows me to user arch in a non-violent way to adhere to my vegan lifestyle” probably

nestEggParrot,

Arch always can never not include violence.

zzzzz,

Call it “starch”. The cruelty-free Linux distro.

monotremata,

I dunno. Is it gluten-free?

flicker,

This absolutely chaps my ass! I said I don't want dairy! I love gluten goddammit! Why am I being lumped in with celiacs??

YaBoyMax,

Fewer SKUs to worry about, cheaper to just lump all the dietary restrictions together.

monotremata,

Gluten kicks ass. It's easily the best fake meat base. I remember in college cooking a meal for my roommates and them saying afterwards "wait, aren't you vegetarian? did you cook this just for us and not eat any?" and having to explain that no, that wasn't beef, it was wheat gluten and mushrooms and miso. They were dubious, saying, "well, to me this is just really tender beef."

So yeah. I'm also disappointed that gluten has gotten such a bad rap. I'm waiting for this knowledge to trickle back into the convenience foods sector so I can buy this stuff and not have to make it by hand every time, and it seems like I'll be waiting a long time.

jbrains,

¿Por qué no los dos?

infinitevalence,
@infinitevalence@discuss.online avatar

Easy: I’m Vegan, and by the way I use Arch.

MindSkipperBro12,

But which comes first, vegan or arch?

lord_ryvan,

Clearly vegan, in this case.

affiliate,

that depends on whether you’re a vegan arch user or an arch vegan user

snek,

I’m a user arch vegetarian (just kidding, I use Mint)

jaybone,

I guess the meme is “by the way, I use arch.”

So because of that I’d say it should be second.

Zorque,

Nothing, someone will make this joke before they ever get a chance.

CommieCretzl,
@CommieCretzl@hexbear.net avatar
5714,

Behold: I’m the archvegan!

lord_ryvan,

So Arch first?
Got it!

silent_water,
@silent_water@hexbear.net avatar

vegan archbishop also sounds pretty cool but then people are gonna assume you’re catholic

lord_ryvan,

That raises a question, does an Archbishop use Arch or TempleOS?

LeFantome,

Different God

5714,

I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Veganism, is in fact, Arch/Vegan, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Arch plus Veganism.

baggins,
@baggins@beehaw.org avatar

And so is my wife!

SigmarStern,
@SigmarStern@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I want that on a t-shirt! And I’m definitely going to steal it for my slack tagline.

badbytes,

I approve.

tungah,

Their pronouns. Vegan/Arch

orphiebaby,

Vegan/Arch/Atheist/Crossfit

orphiebaby,

“BTW, I’m Archie.”

thantik,

One must understand that the operating system that you use does NOT come up in normal everyday conversation. Nobody cares. If you mention this you’re going to be looked at as the biggest dweeb in a 100 mile radius. Every pussy will dry up in the immediate vicinity. You will be forever shunned in social circles, and will likely never live it down.

So of course you mention Arch first!

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

I would have thought so. But you’d be surprised how often it can crop up. Somebody wears an old hat or shirt with a logo, or someone complains about a change at work or whatever.

It won’t be often, but I’ve run into OS discussions maybe three times this year, and I’m fairly antisocial.

9/10 it’s going to be someone bitching about win 11, and someone else saying “hey, south uses Linux something-or-other, go ask him.” And then the conversation happens.

That other one time is usually tangential, where I’m talking about writing and the conversation moves to the programs used, which leads to questions about why I use libreoffice, and the fact that I use it on mint as part of explaining my setup.

Now, I don’t use arch, nor do I usually bring it up outside of a few friends that have abandoned windows. But I have run into a few arch users here and there.

thantik,

It was just a joke :)

Stillhart,

What’s that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of my wife’s pussy drying up and she was just sitting next to me while I read that!

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

This is why you only marry arch users ;)

Oliper202020,

Most people i talk to are also tech savvy but i haven’t convinced them of linux yet so it comes up often

ultra,

Except when you mention you use NixOS to your crush who uses gentoo (true story)

thantik,

You know, I’ve always wanted to go through the Linux-From-Scratch tutorial…

luky,

i don’t even have to mention it. I bought the pullover “i use [arch logo] btw” so people come up to me and insult me

snek,

Every pussy will dry up in the immediate vicinity.

Does that include my own pussy too? That would be tragic 😔

Thorned_Rose,
@Thorned_Rose@kbin.social avatar

Would also like to know. I use Arch everyday and have never noticed any dryness 🤷🏻‍♀️ I talk to my spouse about Arch (he also uses Arch BTW) and can't say as I have experienced any changes at all. Almost as though my pussy has no fucks to give about what distro I use.

thantik,

lol, hope you weren’t actually mad over that part of the joke. It was just playing on the trope that it’s mostly men who are into this kind of thing :)

I replied to Snek with a woman’s-version of events (parent comment).

thantik,

No, for women, every man in the immediate radius will start sending you unsolicited dick pics. So I’m not sure if anything will actually change there…

demonsword,
@demonsword@lemmy.world avatar

for women, every man in the immediate radius will start sending you unsolicited limp dick pics

megane_kun,

Being sent unsolicited limp dick pics sounds fun for the first handful of them. Not that I get sent any, nor do I want to.

fubo,

Let me tell you about Homestuck …

PoisonedPrisonPanda,

thats probably one one of the oldest arch meme.

Sharp312,
@Sharp312@lemmy.one avatar

Oh no… The Arch Vegan is here! Run!

tdawg,

What kind of powers do they get?

jaybone,

They block your bytes on FAT.

h3doublehockeysticks,

It depends on what comes up first. If we’re talking about diet obviously you have to bring up Arch, and if you’re talking about software you gotta bring up veganism

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