Tromboner
3arn0wl, You know what they say : Trombonists do it in 7 positions.
Zehzin, (edited ) 
With a trumpet you just change the jerking for fingering
RIPandTERROR, 
Either way you’re blowing
DieguiTux8623, In Italian that instrument is called “trombone a tiro” and, well, it has a resemblance with the slang verb “tr*mbare” for some reason that only today I have figured out.
dustyData, You can say bad words on the internet, we promise we won’t tell your mom.
HotDogFingies, 
My 12 year son plays the trumpet. He'd love this meme.
But I will not show it to him.
ZeroCool, 
lol that’s probably a wise parenting decision.
ares35, 
his only comment, as he turns away to try to hide the embarrassment forming in his cheeks, would probably be 'thanks. i.. uh.. already saw that one'
ItzzMe, 
As a member of the euphonium gang, I approve of this meme
ZeroCool,
saltesc, You’ve never heard of “the rusty trombone”?
A7thStone, Is that anything like the rusty venture?
bmsok, That’s why they all have spit valves
lowleveldata, What’s the difference? You’re blowing it anyway
Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 
I’m sorry I can’t hear you over my trombone because it’s the loudest instrument in the band.
Zink, 
Imagine having to blow your instrument
this comment was made by percussion gang
Viking_Hippie, Imagine having to bang your instrument
This comment was made by vocals gang
Imgonnatrythis, Imagine eating ass With your instrument.
-autoharp gang
Viking_Hippie, Well played! I was expecting deep throating but you took it a step further! 👏
…just like your mom last night
OpenHammer6677, Imagine not having an instrument to bang
This comment was made by the finger piano gang
rostby, Imagine having to finger your instrument
This comment was made by the voices in my head gang
isVeryLoud, Imagine having to finger your instrument
This comment was made by the triangle gang
tryptaminev, I’d rather people jerk off, finger or blow their beloved instruments than kicking and beating them.
Shieldtoad, Composers be like here is a weird whistle to blow and the percussion gang has to do it.
HubertManne, 
yeah now im thinking how you put your lips on one end and then do a reach around on the other.
moody, The rusty trombone is a classic.
Bgugi, I know this comments wasn’t written by percussion gang because it isn’t in crayon and it uses words.
gibmiser, Violinist: sweats in vibrato
Colour_me_triggered, Putting gang after your instrument was started by violin gang. Ling Ling > lung lung
FlyingSquid, 
Checkmate:
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, Why not just use an euphonium?
FlyingSquid, Because being direct about sexuality is far preferable than innuendo.
Shardikprime, Mastromboter
0p3r470r, Imagine only having 3 buttons on your instrument. Brought to you by the woodwinds gang
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, 
You forgot the spit button, but yeah
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