My kangaroo can't wait for 2024...
Because it’s a leap year.
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Because it’s a leap year.
When it’s hailing taxis!
He’s having an Oc-tuber-fest!
Because they have nine lives.
They’re always up to something.
A satis-factory!
A bottle of water was arrested because it was wanted in three states: liquid, solid, and gas.
American: One, Two, Three, For
The bartender asks “Do all three of you want a beer?”...
It got Toad.
If it’s served warm, then it becomes justwater…
Nest-café.
In a Dad-abase.
Hip pop!
I mean, why should a plane need something to eat?
I tried garage sailing once, but it sank....
Ur a bus!
It start off badly, but by the end I really liked it.
10-4
They work on many levels!
So I decided to make a homemade haggis to cheer her up. I thought I had a fairly strong constitution, but as soon as I started mixing the heart, lungs, and kidneys, I realized I didn’t have the stomach for it.
The wife drank it and said, “Honey, this coffee tastes like dirt!”...
This morning I woke up exhausted!