I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
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She gave me a hug.
When it’s hailing taxis!
Because it’s a leap year.
Because they have nine lives.
They’re always up to something.
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He’s having an Oc-tuber-fest!
A satis-factory!
A bottle of water was arrested because it was wanted in three states: liquid, solid, and gas.
The bartender asks “Do all three of you want a beer?”...
American: One, Two, Three, For
In a Dad-abase.
If it’s served warm, then it becomes justwater…
It got Toad.
Nest-café.
I tried garage sailing once, but it sank....
Hip pop!
10-4
I mean, why should a plane need something to eat?
Ur a bus!
It start off badly, but by the end I really liked it.
So I decided to make a homemade haggis to cheer her up. I thought I had a fairly strong constitution, but as soon as I started mixing the heart, lungs, and kidneys, I realized I didn’t have the stomach for it.
They work on many levels!
The wife drank it and said, “Honey, this coffee tastes like dirt!”...