A husband made coffee for his wife.
The wife drank it and said, “Honey, this coffee tastes like dirt!”
The husband replied, “Well, it was just ground this morning.”
hydrashok, “… K?”
– J
(From MiB3, because that’s a pretty obscure reference.)
deegeese, “Well, it’s fresh ground.” is punchier.
creditCrazy, 
Honny you can’t just keep serving us dirt we’re not worms
bela, But would you love me if I was a worm?
Rhynoplaz, I don’t understand how being a worm would make it any more likely.
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