"She said I'm gonna hire a wino, to decorate our home.
So you'll feel more at ease, here, and you won't need to roam.
We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall.
And a neon sign'll point the way to our bathroom down the hall."
I always wanted to pay $184k to tear down a house! How did they know?
Seriously, the realtor isn’t even trying. The description is hilarious. I guess when you have the love child of a cabin and a funhouse built in what looks like about 3 of the crappiest trailers in the park glued together haphazardly, there’s not much you can say to make it appealing.
The realtor is doing their best… “Are you looking for a unique home with ample space to create and make your own. This home boasts a large unique master bedroom, living areas and bathrooms. Come take a look, see the possibility and turn this into your dream today.” 🙄
This thing looks very slapped together. I agree that there is potentially opportunity, but I would be very cautious of the structural integrity. It’s possible the person who did this was short on funds but knew what they were doing. It’s also possible they were just winging it.
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