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Rally, in NASA will reveal what OSIRIS-REx brought back from asteroid Bennu on Wednesday

Love all the jokes lines so far. But I am really excited to see what was delivered.

Gargleblaster,
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What if an intergalactic porch pirate got to it first and it's just an empty box?

Rhaedas,
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"A case with four stones in it! Not one or two or three but four! Four stones! What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?"

Techmaster,

Maybe we’re the porch pirates and it turned out to be a glitter bomb and a bunch of fart spray.

scottywh,

I think the jokes are fucking lame and I’m also excited for the news.

PissinSelfNdriveway, (edited ) in NASA will reveal what OSIRIS-REx brought back from asteroid Bennu on Wednesday

Rock chips/dust. There, saved you a click.

salton, (edited )

Oh but they got even more rock dust than they expected. It is some of the most interesting rock dust around scientifically.

Steve,

Very interesting dust tho

MyNameIsIgglePiggle,

The very best dust

pigup, in NASA will reveal what OSIRIS-REx brought back from asteroid Bennu on Wednesday

a pack of space cigs

BarrelAgedBoredom,

Wake me up when they get menthol 100s

zalgotext,

Wake me up when they bring back some sick space coils and some alien freebase juices

Assman,
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You wanna buy some death sticks

Anyolduser,

You don’t want to sell me death sticks.

spittingimage, in NASA will reveal what OSIRIS-REx brought back from asteroid Bennu on Wednesday
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If it’s a shapeshifting alien serial killer, I’m gonna be pissed.

Gargleblaster, in NASA will reveal what OSIRIS-REx brought back from asteroid Bennu on Wednesday
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Is it...cupcakes?

RampageDon, in NASA will reveal what OSIRIS-REx brought back from asteroid Bennu on Wednesday

Dad?

tra, in NASA will reveal what OSIRIS-REx brought back from asteroid Bennu on Wednesday

Hope it’s milk, we’re out.

CeruleanRuin, in Perseverance Captures a Beautifully Strange 'Blue Sunset' on Mars

I still would like to believe that we’ll put people on Mars in my lifetime, but I’ll take stuff like this for now. That’s beautiful.

Coreidan, in Puzzling objects found far beyond Neptune hint at second Kuiper belt

I read this at first as pizza objects. In fact I think that’s what they actually mean.

I_Comment_On_EVERYTHING, in Puzzling objects found far beyond Neptune hint at second Kuiper belt

Space is so vast and so incredibly empty it’s a wonder we see anything at all.

btaf45, in Hundreds of Free-Floating Planets Found in the Orion Nebula

[Within the large group of rogue planets are 42 pairs of planets that are gravitationally bound together, something that’s never been observed before. ]

I wonder if that means all 84 planets are bound together.

MarmaladeMermaid,

Aww… they lubs each othors… ✨🪐💗🪐✨

vicfic,
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ew

Aussiemandeus, in Hundreds of Free-Floating Planets Found in the Orion Nebula

Every planet that developed life and reached out to the cosmos, thrown from its star by a far superior being and forever silenced

kalkulat, in Astronomy Picture of the Day: 2 Oct 2023 - Red Sprites
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Looks like a scene from “Day of the Triffids”.

Charliebeans, in Astronomy Picture of the Day: 2 Oct 2023 - Red Sprites

Looks haunting, perfect for spooky season!

TonyTonyChopper, in Ever wonder how the James Webb and Hubble are able to create such breathtaking images of the galaxy?
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you linked to a flat Earth account

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