You've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you?

HipsterTenZero, 6 months ago

i am telefragged as my head is now inside of a table

tal, 6 months ago

IIRC the way telefragging works in Quake is that the thing occupying the destination gets telefragged. I think that you’d be okay and the table would be seriously messed up.

morphballganon, 6 months ago

I fall the two feet back onto the bed

Jimbabwe, 6 months ago

Still In Bed Crew rise up!!!

…or not

morphballganon, 6 months ago

West coast crew

A_Toasty_Strudel, 6 months ago

I fall poopy b-hole first onto the edge of my bathtub.

Thorny_Insight, 6 months ago

I’m inside a wall now

LazaroFilm, 6 months ago

shoulder leaning on the window, looking at the viewHuh? Wait no! Waaaaaaahhhh…… splat.

lazylion_ca, 6 months ago

Id be nutted by a table leg then dropped on my ass.

Papanca, 6 months ago

Nothing, but my pets get a heart attack

marshadow, 6 months ago

Part of me is outside, part is inside, and part is stuck in the wall.

nadram, 6 months ago

I am now a part of my desk. On the plus side i can still reach the keyboard :)

ani, 6 months ago

I fall on the ground

Edge004, 6 months ago

I fall out of my chair

ickplant, 6 months ago

I’m pooping, so no bueno.

Kajibits, 6 months ago

I’m have been removed from my current chair and I’m now sitting in a different chair.

Skrengus, 6 months ago

I am outside in nothing but my underwear. It is cold and raining outside. The doors and windows are locked and i don’t remember the garage code. No one is home to let me in for another hour or so. D:

Everythingispenguins, 6 months ago

Well I am pretty sure that puts me in the concrete wall at work. I probably won’t know, but my coworkers are going to need therapy for life.