You've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you?

bjoern_tantau, 6 months ago

Not much, I’m just lying on the other side of the bed. Although my pillow has been replaced with a garbage bag.

Streetdog, 6 months ago

I’m sitting on the floor on my balcony with my back against the wall, so I’ll be falling 23 floors.

GreyShuck, 6 months ago

If this involves some kind of adjustment of orientation, then I will be doing an early Father Christmas act and coming down from where I have appeared halfway up the chimney (being generous about how wide that chimney is). If it doesn’t, then I am going to be part of the brickwork - except for my guts and arse, which will rot in place in the chimney over the next few weeks.

ramble81, 6 months ago

I’m reminded of this

artificialset, 6 months ago

i’m now in the stall someone else is shitting in

ramble81, 6 months ago

Fall out of my chair, but otherwise unaffected as I end up on the floor.

kerplink, 6 months ago

I’m now having an uncomfortable moment with the airline passenger in seat 26A.

PlutoniumAcid, 6 months ago

I’m pooping next to my toilet, inside this wall. The tp roll is in my belly.

med, 6 months ago

Same. There is also a handicap rail through my sternum.

wilberfan, 6 months ago

(This is the exact scenario that occurred to me.)

Kase, 6 months ago

Same, minus the pooping and being inside a wall. But I did eat a roll of toilet paper once. (/j) (I have never eaten a roll of toilet paper, yet)

prex, 6 months ago

Now there are three of us

simple, 6 months ago

I’ve merged into my bed and finally have an excuse to not get off of it.