call_me_xale,

A high-quality dumb TV.

Get your ads (and security vulnerabilities) out of my damn house.

hackris,

*dumb house.

The only way

call_me_xale,

I kinda disagree here - I have no problem using smart lights, etc., as long as they’re controlled by a non-cloud system like HomeAssistant. This just doesn’t seem to be an option for more complex devices.

utopiah,

Agreed, “smart” isn’t what matters, it’s more connected and in control, with Internet optional, no proprietary app or weird protocol mandatory.

MigratingtoLemmy,

Tutanota?

call_me_xale,

I’m not sure how an email service helps here…?

MigratingtoLemmy,

Sorry, I don’t know why my comment surfaced here. I replied to someone else.

droans,

They exist, they’re just not cheap since they’re meant for enterprise use and should last much longer.

At least for most smart TVs, they’re completely operational if you never connect them to the Internet, though.

call_me_xale,

You still end up with awkward, overcomplicated UIs that make using the TV in basic ways unnecessarily obnoxious.

intensely_human,

Want to change the volume? There’s an app for that!

MigratingtoLemmy,

Plug in your own Kodi box. Problem solved.

People who would like to get their hands a bit dirtier can take off the back cover and remove/desolder the WiFi and Bluetooth chips (if present). Just don’t touch the IR chip

NotSteve_,

This is how I use my TV but it’s still not perfect. When my TV turns on, it always try to shove a list of “smart apps” in my face which takes a minute to load even with no internet, and the input switcher is slow and clunky. I guess I would accept it anyway though since the smart features push down the price. I don’t think I’d be able to afford the LG C1 otherwise

call_me_xale,

I do use Kodi for local content, but this unfortunately doesn’t help with streaming services, and even dedicated steaming boxes have ads on their home screens now.

IlliteratiDomine,
@IlliteratiDomine@infosec.pub avatar

DNS blocking (Pihole, adaware, nextdns…) Can take care of those ads on dedicated streaming boxes.

electric_nan,

Just plug a computer into your TV, and never give the TV Ethernet or WiFi access.

ryathal,

Manufacturers have gotten smart to that, if you don’t agree to the terms you may not get the full features. Not just the smart features.

electric_nan,

Interesting. The only feature I can think of mine missing is firmware updates.

lemmefixdat4u,

Visio penalizes you for not giving it Internet access by taking extra long to turn on while it vainly tries to phone home. There’s no way to turn off the “feature”.

Why is it not illegal for manufacturers to cripple hardware if you don’t let them invade your privacy?

Are there any alternate firmware sources for TVs that remove the smart features?

utopiah,

FWIW using an Android video projector with VLC connecting to uPnP server, only my video files availble. Otherwise can use its HDMI input but as-is it’s all wireless.

tungah,

Get a pyhole. No more ads (or devices phoning home) in your home network.

call_me_xale,

*Pi-hole

Already got one. A lot of devices seem to route ads over channels that can’t be blocked without compromising other device functions.

j4k3, (edited )
@j4k3@lemmy.world avatar
  • Open source motherboards
  • Open source modems for computers and phones
  • Open source cars
  • GrapheneOS phone with enough RAM to run a decent offline LLM
  • Offline AI privacy/network manager designed to white noise the stalkerware standards of the shitternet with a one click setup
  • Real AI hardware designed for tensor math using standard DIMM system memory with many slots and busses in parallel instead of bleeding edge monolithic GPU stuff targeting a broad market. The bottle neck in the CPU structure is the L2 to L1 cache bus width and transfer rate with massive tensor tables that all need to run at one time. System memory is great for its size but its size is only possible because of the memory controller that swaps out a relatively small chunk that is actually visible to the CPU. This is opposed to a GPU where there is no memory controller and the memory size is directly tied to the compute hardware. This is the key difference we need to replicate. We need is a bunch of small system memory sticks where the chunk normally visible to the CPU is all that is used and a bunch of these sticks on their own busses running to the compute hardware. Then older, super cheap system memory could be paired with ultra cheap trailing edge compute hardware to make cheaper AI that could run larger models, (at the cost of more power consumption). Currently larger than 24GBV GPUs are pretty much unobtainium, like an A6000 at 48GBV will set you back at least $4k. I want to run a 70B or greater. That would need ~140GBV to run super fast on dedicated optimised hardware. There is already an open source offline 180B model, and that would need ~360GBV for near instantaneous response. While super speeds with these large models is not needed for basic LLM prompting, it makes a big difference with agents where the model needs to do a bunch of stuff seamlessly while still appearing to work in realtime conversationally.
droans,

Real AI hardware designed for tensor math

Coral TPU

shiveyarbles,

I want a transmogrifier

YexingTudou,

I have a spare box if you wanna diy project

shiveyarbles,

I’m going to need a black marker

YexingTudou,

This project is already going over budget, but I’ll look into securing marker funding

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

nano dentist chews

you just choose a flavor and chew; it fixes everything after baby teeth

MrFunnyMoustache,

I would like a flagship spec (especially RAM, give me all the RAM possible) phone with a small screen and a massive battery life; sacrificing other components to put a big battery. One small camera is enough for me, I don’t need 3 cameras on the back of my phone. I would also get a small, single speaker to save internal space, and remove the haptic system entirely in exchange for a larger battery.

I wouldn’t sacrifice the headphone jack though, I hate using dongles.

hai,
@hai@lemmy.ml avatar

I also wouldn’t sacrifice an SD card slot…

MrFunnyMoustache,

It’s been over a decade since I had a phone with an SD card slot, so I kinda forgot they exist, but you’re right, this is an extremely useful feature.

dessalines,

Devices with a week of battery life. I don’t care how low spec they are, I want to be able to go a few days without having to worry about charging.

wolo,

the PineTime can run for over a week in my experience, but it runs at 64 MHz and has 64kb of RAM, so telling time is pretty much its limit

utopiah,

I mean I used it as an XR controller/actuator but that’s not exactly the typical use case and obviously going to drain the battery a LOT faster.

InFerNo,

I use mine for notifications and GPS also. Neat little things.

danisth,

Check out the Hisense e-ink phones. Not great if you watch videos, but for normal phone things they seem awesome.

Immersive_Matthew,

It want the XR headset 10 years from now, today.

JokeDeity,

Since we’re just talking fantasy: a device that can scan my brain and tell me exactly what medications would help me and be able to issue my a prescription without having to talk to a million doctors.

rautapekoni,

I was thinking one of those sci-fi medical bays that rebuilds healthy bodies on a molecular level. Would like some of my amputated body parts back in addition to a cure to my ailments, thank you very much.

MJBrune,

Why not just a device that scans your brain and fixes it instead of requiring medication?

JokeDeity,

… Well if I had had that done I probably would have had the mental clarity to think of it to begin with. 😂

Trollivier,

Yes! Reminds me of this medical diagnostic device they’ve got on the Rocinante in the series The Expanse.

CodeMonkeyUK,
@CodeMonkeyUK@lemmy.world avatar

A device to allow me to spread cream cheese evenly on a bagel without getting all over my fingers.

I’m thinking some sort of rotating bagel mount with a silicone tapered spike.

cashews_best_nut,

Butt-plug on a potters wheel. 👍

Num10ck,

check out Cream Cheasy : aerosol cream cheese in a can at www.oldfash.com

room_raccoon,

A television screen you can turn on and off without the remote. A mobile phone that has buttons on the back. A magic stick that can send my husband to the cornfield when he won't leave me alone.

railsdev,

For the TV idea you could easily use Home Assistant to automate turning it on/off depending on the model of TV.

Thisfox,

That isn’t turned off, that is sleep mode.

u202307011927,
@u202307011927@feddit.de avatar

Okay, another option; unplug the power chord

railsdev,

You could get a smart switch but then you’d need to bring it out of “sleep mode” after switching it on.

SayJess,

If you have a Chromecast with Google TV, cast a video from any app on your phone will turn on the TV if you setup the Chromecast to control your TV. I have mine setup such a way. With my Samsung TV and soundbar, connected via optical audio, the TV and the soundbar both turn on when casting a video.

Thisfox,

I am fascinated by ow many answers I have seen on here were once a thing we could do, ten, twenty years ago, and can’t any more. Like the TV with a goddamn switch on it so we can turn it off without a remote.

railsdev,

I really thought they were implying it should turn on/off automatically. 😂

room_raccoon,

Yes, thank you! That was my sentiment, exactly

brianorca,

Most TVs I think still have a few buttons, usually hidden on the edge or back, which allow you to turn it on/off, source, and volume.

TheBananaKing,

Empathy cannon.

los_chill,

Is empathy the target or the projectile?

MrFunnyMoustache,

This is like Cupid’s arrow, but better.

Crackhappy,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

That’s a great name for a post punk metal band.

venji10,

A modern Nokia N900

BellaDonna,

I want an extremely low power laptop for programming. Slow processor, e-ink screen with a low refresh rate. I want 24 hours battery life with a solar charger to sit outside and program.

mdwalters,
@mdwalters@pawb.social avatar

I would love to have this too. E-ink has seen some pretty high success, in e-readers and e-ink picture displays, so why not have a low-end e-ink laptop

_MusicJunkie,

Because the main use case for most people - browsing the internet - sucks on e-ink. Scrolling is horrible.

Cupcake1972,

Typing would suck even more, the advantage of e-ink shows if you have mostly static content, not dynamic.

DogMuffins,

The delay between the key-press and the visual response is intolerable.

utopiah,

reMarkable with its new keyboard, just works.

For sth more powerful PineNote with BT keyboard

GrappleHat,
@GrappleHat@lemmy.ml avatar

THIS EXACTLY!!! YES!!!

I’m not the only one??? I feel so vindicated…

callyral,
@callyral@kbin.social avatar
  1. A very cheap smartphone that is decent performance-wise and comes with Lineage, Graphene OS or something similar.
  2. A machine that can turn thoughts/dreams into video, image, or other mediums.
randomTingler,

Almost all the Redmi/poco phones support lineage os at least the unofficial version.

brianorca,
utopiah,

record yourself after waking up then transcribe then feed to whatever trendy generative AI model of the moment

Etterra,

I want an orbital laser weapon that targets people who drive like insane maniacs or raging assholes.

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