Chefdano3,
@Chefdano3@lemm.ee avatar

I think it’s a mindflyer parasite. If you hear it talking to you, make sure not to listen.

flashgnash,

Don’t let it near your eye holes

JK1348,

Or ears

CannotSleep420,
@CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml avatar

I hear you get powers if you put it in your brain.

Secret300,

Calories

Darken,
@Darken@reddthat.com avatar

Instructions unclear the sink is on fire

WorldlyIntrospection,

Burn a ton of calories with this one easy trick!

Happenchance,

It’s not on fire.

some_guy,

Creepy?

janakapod,

It’s a bird

iesou,

That’s a house centipede. They will leave you alone and eat lots of pests.

NotErisma,
@NotErisma@hexbear.net avatar

From the wikipedia machine:

>They use both their mandibles and their legs for holding prey. This way they can deal with several small insects at the same time.

Final boss energy

flambonkscious, (edited )

Thanks for taking the useful approach, rather than parroting the usual drivel

Edit It turns out they feed on bed bugs - surely that should sway a few people.

…And they can detach their legs? I want one!

Fosheze,

Just so people who see them aren’t worried, they don’t just eat bed bugs. They will eat basically any insect that is smaller than they are up to and including spiders. I even saw one eating a yellowjacket once. So having house centipedes in your home doesn’t mean that you have bedbugs.

Chunk,

Yeah it means you have house centipedes which is only slightly less bad.

morrowind,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Spiders are creepy but they’re not bad either. Get rid of flies and mosquitos

ours,

This advice may not apply to Australia but in general, it’s true.

morrowind,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Do those giant spiders even make webs?

jabathekek,
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

Underground ones sometimes.

Gerbler,

Actually Huntsman’s don’t! They’re the big hairy brown ones that you’ve seen carrying mice on social media. They’re non-venemous and their whole schtick is that they run to catch their prey. They’re incredibly creepy but when I see one I cup+paper it and put it outside. It’ll probably find it’s way back in eventually but not before taking out a few insects in the process.

MystikIncarnate,

I want one!

Don’t worry, you already have more than one, probably hiding in the walls.

Unless you live in a high rise building…

Turun,

They probably have two, regardless of where they live. Unless they are in a wheelchair.

MystikIncarnate,

When I lived in a concrete high-rise, I never saw any centipedes. Now that I reside in a mostly wood/drywall house, I’ve seen at least three.

I lived in that high-rise for ~4 years, I’ve lived in this house for ~1 year.

I do what I can to leave the centipedes alone so they can do their thing. We also have spiders, which are all considered bro’s in our home.

Piecemakers3Dprints,
@Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world avatar

Was*

iesou,

Yes, fair

jabathekek,
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

I wish I had a few of those instead of a multitude of disgusting silverfish }:

Turun,

But silverfish are not bad either? They don’t carry disease.

iesou,

Silverfish eat the glue that’s used to bind books. So they’re a pest to someone with a personal library.

pixelscript,

Huh. So that’s why they’re found in Minecraft strongholds.

jabathekek,
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

They only have six legs, so very uncool. Also, they’re jumpscare experts. Chillin’ on the frickin’ ceiling, in packs of toilet paper, my dirty laundry bin… I despise them for it.

Aganim, (edited )

I’ve got regular silverfish in the bathroom, but gray silverfish (or paperfish as they are called here) in the rest of the house. Those things are larger and much more destructive, some found their way in my collection of sheet music… They literally eat their way through paper and even damage untreated wood, nasty critters. And worse, where ventilating your house helps against silverfish, it only seems to create even better living conditions for those buggers. I’d trade for house centipedes happily.

lemillionsocks,
@lemillionsocks@beehaw.org avatar

yeah it’s just zoomed in, discolored, and wet/squished. Poor thing. Theyre unnerving at first but once you get used to them you can think of them as eyelashes gliding around the floor.

nxdefiant,

that visualization doesn’t help, at all

lemillionsocks,
@lemillionsocks@beehaw.org avatar

Theyre just winking at you across the floor ;)

EvilEyedPanda,

That’s a nope fam.

TheAnonymouseJoker,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

That to me looks like a creature that should not exist in my home. That is all I need to know. Because I killed a bunch of bees and spiders that invaded my house in the last week.

intensely_human,

Oh that’s no problem. Don’t worry about it.

intensely_human,

What’s the size scale here … is that corn??

chatokun,

It’s a full sized human head.

RalphFurley,

Whenever I hear my wife scream, I know it’s another house centipede I need to trap and throw outside (or smash and kill if I’m pressed on time)

StopSpazzing,
@StopSpazzing@lemmy.world avatar

Might as well kill it then as they don’t survive well outside if at all. They are a good beneficial insect that will hunt and kill bad insects in and around your home.

derpgon,

Spiders are okay, at least they hang around the ceiling. But this thing is giant and crawls on the floor and walls. No thanks.

JiraiyaIsNoLyah,

But how do you think the spiders GET to the ceiling 🧐

derpgon,

The point is they stay there

butterflyattack,

Yeah, right now I got a big meaty spider with a neat little web up in my corner near the ceiling. She wants to chill there and eat flies and I’m cool with that. But the moment she starts getting frisky and scampering around the room is when she’s getting evicted. Rules be rules.

prole,

I’ve had multiple occasions where I was watching TV, and a goddamn spider slowly lowered itself (from the ceiling) to like 1ft in front of my face. Was real tiny, so very hard to see except at some angles where the backdrop provided enough contrast to see it and the single strand of web it dangled by. So it startled the shit out of me when I did see it.

This was always only when I was still living with my parents, and always in the living room. I’m all about letting certain spider-bros roam my place, eating up other insects, but only if I don’t have to: look at them, get close to them, touch them, or get stuck in their web.

You start pushing it, and slowly lowering yourself in front of my face while I’m watching Conan O’Brien at 1:30am? That relationship becomes strained.

Gerbler,

Agreed. I’m not charging you fuckers rent so you better keep to yourselves.

If you want the privilege of engaging with the paying tenants then you better pony up your share of the rent or get the hell out of my house.

Snorf,

Not brown recluse

StopSpazzing,
@StopSpazzing@lemmy.world avatar

The spiders living in your house aren’t hunters; they are “wait and catch”. House centipedes hunt those insects, including cockroaches.

Vatteck,

Yeah well they shouldn’t have so many legs if they want to be in my home!

jabathekek,
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

poor fren just wanted symbioses. :(

set_secret, (edited )

just a hard-working protector house centipede I think. harmless

derpgon,

Well, of course it’s harmless, it’s dead, SMH.

snek_boi, (edited )

So you’re saying I can eat it, right? Gotcha. 😉

zbyte64,

You can eat anything at least once

BurnedDonutHole,

How about if you eat it in moderation?

anarchy79, (edited )

I’m not sure about centipedes, but if what goes for woodlice goes for them, you need to cook them/fry them for a bit because they’re toxic if you don’t, but then they’re great.

yoz,
Meganium97,

It’s a house centipede, which means you probably have an infestation somewhere. Poor thing just walked into the sink.

ddonuts4,

House centipedes may look like some prehistoric creature from the depths of hell, but really they’re like spiders, they’re your friends - they kill and eat bugs. You just don’t see them as often because they’re terrified of humans and zoom away at light speed when they see you.

Uncaged_Jay,

Well thank God for that

puck2,

I love them

cordlesslamp,

I have learned to respect spiders in my house and leave them alone. Some time I even provide support or protection if needed.

But THAT thing? I would manually detonate a nuke in my house with my own hand if I ever saw one in my house.

funkless_eck,

I’m reflecting on how, to an ET alien, this thing probably doesn’t look that dissimilar to a nude human being.

Dude_Dudley,

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