You now have a 1 billion $ bounty on your head and every armed man on Earth is on to you. What do you do to survive as long as possible?

grabyourmotherskeys, 11 months ago

Post a dating profile with my full information including full HD photos. This will ensure noone contacts me.

FlashPossum, 11 months ago

Kill myself to deny anyone the prize

JonsJava, 11 months ago

The person to find you could easily claim the bounty. Not like you can contest it…

tubbadu, 11 months ago

Not if he jumps into an active volcano

KoboldCoterie, 11 months ago

I’d give my kid a gun and tell him to collect and feel no regret about it. Fuck it, I’m dead anyway, might as well leave a legacy.

hardware26, 11 months ago

Lifelong mental trauma as legacy

KoboldCoterie, 11 months ago

At least he’d be able to afford really good therapists.

eskimofry, 11 months ago

Fake my death, Collect the paycheck, Settle in Hawaii or something.

SomeBoyo, 11 months ago

https://feddit.de/pictrs/image/33072a0d-7e2c-40e4-a286-12d995048f9f.jpeg

sausagemeatus, 11 months ago

I’d join the hunt

GalacticBagelHole, 11 months ago

Tonight, Gherman sausagemeatus joins the hunt.

barrage4u, 11 months ago

In a way this is how billionares live

Bjoern_Tantau, 11 months ago

I'd let my kids collect the bounty.

barrage4u, 11 months ago

I like this

Tabboo, 11 months ago

Eat beans and carry a cigarette lighter.

Kolanaki, 11 months ago

Unless I am given some kind of kickstart of funds/tools/abilities, I’d be dead pretty fucking fast. :(

monerobull, 11 months ago

Perhaps some billionaire would adopt you and make a game out of defending you :P

Stan, 11 months ago

They could build a little comfortable environment for you to live.

Then show you off to their friends as the billion dollar bounty guy.

Reminds me of the Star Trek TNG ep where that collector guy captures Data.

MassKirbycide, 11 months ago

Head for The Continental Hotel and hope the rules hold up.

golli, 11 months ago

They probably wouldn’t. Didn’t the woman in the first one break the rules for a bit over 1 million?

In general the actual dollar amounts in the John wick universe always seemed low to me. I always thought they should have used the gold coins more, since their value was more ambiguous

thebestaquaman, 11 months ago

I’m currently close to an uninhabited mountain region: Imma run and hide!

Hendiballs, 11 months ago

Start singing I’m Gonna Be by The Proclaimers. Anyone who gets too close will just get sucked into it

Mothra, 11 months ago

Alter my appearance as much as possible, as many times as possible. Live on cash. Move location as much as possible, I’ll aim to live in my car if I can. Alter my number plate regularly. Get rid of my phone. Live phoneless.

If I’m able I’d also get a gun and a fake ID but not sure if that would be realistic- I wouldn’t know where to seek this.

But eventually money will run out. I don’t think I would last longer than my savings though. I’d be lucky to live a month.