ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling,

Fuck you why does that work

pigup,
Bartsbigbugbag,

In through the nose, out through the mouth. Expand your diaphragm on exhales, meaning your belly should extend, and compress it on inhales, meaning your belly should contract. Deep, long breaths, with each one, return your focus to your form. When you drift, and find your breathing is automatic again, and your mind has wandered, acknowledge the thought, and return your awareness to your breathing. In through then nose, belly contracting and chest expanding, hold, out through the mouth, belly expanding and chest contracting.

All that to say, manual breathing is something I think everyone should practice regularly.

DriftinGrifter,

I cast THE GAME

reverendsteveii,

I cast feeling(tongue in mouth)

I cast feeling(feet in shoes)

Sanyanov,

You monster

MrSilkworm,
@MrSilkworm@lemmy.world avatar

I cast manual moving eyelids

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar
rockSlayer,

Easy now, no need to go nuclear

RIP_Cheems,
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WeLoveCastingSpellz,

This is me fr

starman2112,

🎵 Straight outta Mordor, four more wizards come to your door

Don’t step to us, cause we the number one sorcerers

Pour more of that maiden-bangin potion

Pop the dragon into three legged motion, now we coastin🎵

poplargrove,

I know an apprentice when I see one. See you at high council.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/42c6a2cc-eec1-4ad3-99c3-bc475ff519d7.png

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar
sbv,

is this what started the no poop challenge?

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Yes

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Also constipation.

Gork,

No Deuce December

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

fails concentration check

Suffocates

pigup,
WeLoveCastingSpellz,

fuck.

cypherix93,

brb

itslilith,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Just came back from the toilet, you have no power over me

sbv,

the spell really only works on subjects who are past middle age

sbv,

more plz

@PostWatchBot

starman2112,

I just stop breathing. If my dumbass lungs wanna live they can start pulling their weight

peyotecosmico,

Hahaha love this thread, I hope it becomes meta

Laticauda,

I counter it with “breathing to the tune of a song I have stuck in my head”

gibmiser,
regdog,
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