ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, Fuck you why does that work
pigup,
Bartsbigbugbag, In through the nose, out through the mouth. Expand your diaphragm on exhales, meaning your belly should extend, and compress it on inhales, meaning your belly should contract. Deep, long breaths, with each one, return your focus to your form. When you drift, and find your breathing is automatic again, and your mind has wandered, acknowledge the thought, and return your awareness to your breathing. In through then nose, belly contracting and chest expanding, hold, out through the mouth, belly expanding and chest contracting.
All that to say, manual breathing is something I think everyone should practice regularly.
DriftinGrifter, I cast THE GAME
reverendsteveii, I cast feeling(tongue in mouth)
I cast feeling(feet in shoes)
Sanyanov, You monster
MrSilkworm, I cast manual moving eyelids
RIP_Cheems,
rockSlayer, Easy now, no need to go nuclear
RIP_Cheems, https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ac3c3184-da69-4973-9916-323dc17cc0b7.jpeg legalize nuclear bombs
WeLoveCastingSpellz, This is me fr
starman2112, 🎵 Straight outta Mordor, four more wizards come to your door
Don’t step to us, cause we the number one sorcerers
Pour more of that maiden-bangin potion
Pop the dragon into three legged motion, now we coastin🎵
poplargrove, I know an apprentice when I see one. See you at high council.
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/42c6a2cc-eec1-4ad3-99c3-bc475ff519d7.png
RIP_Cheems,
sbv, is this what started the no poop challenge?
RIP_Cheems, Yes
RIP_Cheems, Also constipation.
Gork, No Deuce December
Kolanaki, fails concentration check
Suffocates
pigup,
WeLoveCastingSpellz, fuck.
cypherix93, brb
itslilith, Just came back from the toilet, you have no power over me
sbv, the spell really only works on subjects who are past middle age
sbv, more plz
starman2112, I just stop breathing. If my dumbass lungs wanna live they can start pulling their weight
peyotecosmico, Hahaha love this thread, I hope it becomes meta
Laticauda, I counter it with “breathing to the tune of a song I have stuck in my head”
gibmiser,
regdog,
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