ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling,

Fuck you why does that work

pigup,
Bartsbigbugbag,

In through the nose, out through the mouth. Expand your diaphragm on exhales, meaning your belly should extend, and compress it on inhales, meaning your belly should contract. Deep, long breaths, with each one, return your focus to your form. When you drift, and find your breathing is automatic again, and your mind has wandered, acknowledge the thought, and return your awareness to your breathing. In through then nose, belly contracting and chest expanding, hold, out through the mouth, belly expanding and chest contracting.

All that to say, manual breathing is something I think everyone should practice regularly.

DriftinGrifter,

I cast THE GAME

MrSilkworm,
@MrSilkworm@lemmy.world avatar

I cast manual moving eyelids

reverendsteveii,

I cast feeling(tongue in mouth)

I cast feeling(feet in shoes)

Sanyanov,

You monster

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

fails concentration check

Suffocates

sbv,

more plz

@PostWatchBot

starman2112,

I just stop breathing. If my dumbass lungs wanna live they can start pulling their weight

peyotecosmico,

Hahaha love this thread, I hope it becomes meta

Laticauda,

I counter it with “breathing to the tune of a song I have stuck in my head”

pigup,
WeLoveCastingSpellz,

fuck.

cypherix93,

brb

itslilith,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Just came back from the toilet, you have no power over me

sbv,

the spell really only works on subjects who are past middle age

gibmiser,
regdog,
regdog,

This is a great format

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