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ahdok, to rpgmemes in When you fail a skill check, but you get a chance to try again.
@ahdok@ttrpg.network avatar

Here’s one of the Konsis from October that I didn’t post here.

https://ttrpg.network/pictrs/image/373ad5ee-9104-4113-a1ff-35754aa089a2.jpeg

teft, to rpgmemes in Be that as it may
@teft@startrek.website avatar

The summary of the films conclusion on wikipedia is gold:

Black Dynamite then travels to the White House (in the process, Cream Corn is killed by the Secret Service) and confronts President Richard Nixon, who has been giving the orders from the beginning. Black Dynamite engages Nixon in a kung-fu battle. Nixon gets the upper hand when he dishonestly pulls John Wilkes Booth’s gun, but the ghost of Abraham Lincoln appears and disarms Nixon with kung-fu. After defeating Nixon in a fair fight, Black Dynamite threatens to expose Nixon as the subject of a series of bondage and cross-dressing photographs. The president begs to be killed but Black Dynamite refuses to give him “the easy way out” and has Nixon watch out for his people. The film concludes with a monologue from Black Dynamite on his quest for justice as Gloria and Pat Nixon watch on rapturously.

noxy,
@noxy@yiffit.net avatar

Such a great movie! It may sound a bit over the top silly from that paragraph, but the whole movie is great and definitely deserves a full watch through

teft,
@teft@startrek.website avatar

I think over the top silly is why a lot of us play rpgs.

sabreW4K3,
@sabreW4K3@lemmy.tf avatar

It’s an actual classic

JJROKCZ, to rpgmemes in When you have a good speech but your dice don't love you.

Even ignoring the d20 this is hilarious just looking at the recognition of how bad he fucked up on his face

RDrew, to rpgmemes in Fudging Dice is DMing for Satan
@RDrew@ttrpg.network avatar

Hey, at least Satan comes to sessions on time. Last time we played, jesus was 3 days late!

Susaga,
@Susaga@ttrpg.network avatar

At least he actually turned up for you! He came the first time and it was great, but I’ve been waiting years for him to come again and nothing. I guess he just doesn’t want to hang.

Zehzin, to rpgmemes in Fireball, the cause of (and solution to) all adventuring problems at lvl 5+
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Group of enemies? Fireball

Single enemy? Fireball.

Wall? Fireball

Friendly NPC? You better believe it’s Fireball

mindbleach,

Overcook / undercook.

Let’s be honest: mostly overcook. Because of Fireball.

sbv,

Overcook

Well done

Lath,

Even when facing fire elementals or dragons?

edgemaster72,

We have the best dungeons in the world. Because of fireball.

Anticorp,

How many long rests are you taking every day?

Susaga, to rpgmemes in Let the DM finish talking....or else
@Susaga@ttrpg.network avatar

In the tomb of horrors, there is a door that summons a monster to attack the players if the players stab the door. This is apparently something that not only happens in Gary Gygax’s campaigns, but happens often enough that he encoded it into one of the most famous dungeons of all time.

Madison420,

It used to be a common strategy to poke or stab things to see what is real and what wants to hurt you, I think stranger things even touched on it a bit.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Yeah ten foot poles were standard gear for a reason.

I don’t really like traps too much as a DM, it seems too easy to make a lethal trap (at least in a fantasy setting) and why would the makers bother with a non-lethal one?

Madison420,

10ft “poles” indeed sir.

Eh same sorta, gotta play the trope and that trope be traps.

gerusz,

Look, you spring a door mimic on them just once

match, to rpgmemes in "I didn't lie, I just didn't tell you the entire truth"
@match@pawb.social avatar

the transman barbarian who happens to be staying at the same tavern: 👹👉👈

HiddenLayer5, to rpgmemes in Squad goals?
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

This is why you shouldn’t try and make friends with your boss. Too much of a power difference.

agamemnonymous,

Generally people don’t commit to a campaign if it’s not something they want to do. In my experience, the “scheduling conflicts” referred to are probably other responsibilities outside player control. I can’t claim to be intimately familiar with military life, but I presume they aren’t being ordered to supercede the players’ will to be there, but to take advantage of the military hierarchy to clear their play time from other orders.

I play with the person who makes my schedule, and it’s awesome.

Agent641,

Imagine being a private and marrying a Major. She could just order me to mow the lawn, haha. she could order me to cook dinner every night and wear a slutty apron while I do it lol. She could order me to go down on her while she does paperwork and writes up punishments for other male soldiers under her command who have messed up during the week. She could make me lay down face up while she does pushups with her hands around my throat so she’s choking me out the whole time. Geez that would be funny, right guys? Haha!

jdaxe,

Haha… unless?

Karyoplasma,

Soldiers have the duty to disobey orders that are illegal or unconstitutional, so she could not make you wear a slutty apron because that would likely violate your right to personal identity.

sammytheman666,

Aaawww… *sadly takes it dow

SomeAmateur,

Lol nice for real though the military does have fraternization rules to prevent (gestures vaguely) …that

Officers can’t be in romantic relationships with enlisted members unless they were both in the same status when they got married. It can get you in legit legal trouble if discovered, especially if the person involved is in your chain of command aka one of your bosses.

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  • sammytheman666,

    Nooooo, really ?

    Neil,
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  • sammytheman666,

    Better to be sarcastic than to seriously state the obvious

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  • sammytheman666,

    Someone said : careful with your boss, they have power over you.

    You said : silly, my boss is awesome

    So now here is my obvious question. What if said boss isnt awesome ? Worst, what is DND turns sour a good relationship like countless others ?

    Forget your awesome boss lucky dude and think about bosses in general. Think

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  • sammytheman666,

    Finally something you said I will appreciate

    blindbunny, to memes in A new alternative to the "bro explaining" meme

    Eh nothing captures the toxic masculinity quite like holding a woman’s neck to mansplain something to her.

    austinfloyd,

    Oh that’s definitely true. I was just surprised to see something similar (especially the avoiding eye contact) in the animal kingdom.

    Riven,
    @Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    I’m not defending this dude at all but some people just like it. My girlfriend has explicitly told me that she likes when I grab,/squeeze her neck. I’m also not a mansplaning douch though.

    stephen01king,

    Does she make that uncomfortable face when you grab her neck in public?

    peopleproblems,

    Yeah, my ex liked it too, but she explained that it was like an easy massage she could get me to give her in public.

    ChickenLadyLovesLife,

    I feel like the guy standing over the girl at a party with his hand on the wall above her head - to show “ownership” - is even more representative of the species.

    Archlinuxforever,
    @Archlinuxforever@lemmy.3cm.us avatar

    What “species”

    ChickenLadyLovesLife,

    Masculinus Toxicitus

    FilthyShrooms, to rpgmemes in When you forget what your character can do, so you check your character sheet
    ahdok,
    @ahdok@ttrpg.network avatar
    ahdok,
    @ahdok@ttrpg.network avatar

    Lots of spoilers in this image, feel free to ignore. :p

    FilthyShrooms,

    Wow, a 19 in strength?

    so strong, so wise

    ahdok,
    @ahdok@ttrpg.network avatar

    Her strength is, I think 11? But those “gauntlets of the arcane fist” are gauntlets of ogre power with some extra features. This statline (rolled) is really high even without the 19 strength in there.

    GreenMario,

    Half-Orc?

    Everything is a lie…

    I know is probably due to not having “Goblin” as a race in the software.

    ahdok,
    @ahdok@ttrpg.network avatar

    Goblin’s a race in the software. We own Volo’s and Monsters of the Multiverse.

    If you look closely at the art, her skintone has changed slightly, her ears are shorter, her teeth are different:

    https://ttrpg.network/pictrs/image/c2837e46-d198-400c-a348-79c80eab0266.png

    lord_ryvan,

    And how’d that happen?

    ahdok,
    @ahdok@ttrpg.network avatar

    That’s a pretty long story, but the half-orc result is from the reincarnate spell and a (lucky??) roll.

    sammytheman666,

    Ah, reincarnate ! Should have led with this. A classic case of rerolling your character for a second go at life :)

    GreenMario,

    That explains the STR 19 lol

    ahdok, (edited )
    @ahdok@ttrpg.network avatar

    Ah, the “Gauntlets of the Arcane Fist” are gauntlets of ogre power, with a few small extras - reincarnate doesn’t just let you boost stats - or all the cool kids would be doing it

    ferret,

    Proficiency in intimidation with +7?? That’d be the cutest intimidation of all time

    ahdok,
    @ahdok@ttrpg.network avatar

    Oh yeah, she got the intimidation proficiency from the half-orc racial package… I think it probably stems entirely from the fact that she’s 6’8" now.

    Kuori, to rpgmemes in Squad goals?
    @Kuori@hexbear.net avatar

    u.s. troops playing d&d instead of murdering people is a win in my book

    SomeAmateur,

    what if I told you more of us play dnd than kill people in the first place?

    And we agree, way more fun

    WarmSoda, to rpgmemes in And like D&D sessions, rooting for it to happen

    I hope they make a sequel. This was just flatout a fun movie.

    Xanthrax,
    @Xanthrax@lemmy.world avatar

    I don’t even play dnd, but I love fantasy rpg’s and I loved it!

    I’ve always kind of wanted to play a bard, and now a feel basic, though lmao.

    WarmSoda,

    Same, I’ve never played DnD but RPGs have been around for decades.

    Holyhandgrenade,

    Yeah I kinda feel like they flubbed the marketing a bit, it should’ve been a box office smash hit

    Zagorath,
    @Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

    It was excellent as a fantasy adventure movie, excellent as a D&D movie, and excellent as a Forgotten Realms movie. It could have been any one or two of those, but to hit all three angles so perfectly was just so spectacular. I really hope we get a sequel with the same creative team.

    BrotherL0v3, to rpgmemes in When you fail a skill check, but you get a chance to try again.

    GET IN HERE BOYS, KONSI IS BACK

    CannedTuna,

    LOOKS LIKE KONSI’s BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!

    Johanno,

    AAAAWWWW KONSI!

    GreenMario, to rpgmemes in You can play as a human, you know.

    https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/ce249214-4bb3-44c1-bb45-980c7c7182b5.webp

    Time for Kobold PCs to show their… quality.

    NetchytheNetch,

    Deekin represent

    kobeathris,

    Not gonna lie, I’m a little sad I can’t play a kobold paladin in BGIII.

    ratz30,

    I’m very much looking forward to race and class mods. I want to be a bugbear and fuck a bear

    GreenMario,

    A bugbear buggers a bear.

    ahdok,
    @ahdok@ttrpg.network avatar
    LaunchesKayaks,
    @LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

    Deekin is best boi

    recursive_recursion, to rpgmemes in When you're late for breakfast.
    @recursive_recursion@programming.dev avatar

    these comics are great mood boosters🤗💖

    sammytheman666,

    I cannot believe this comment right here, someone somewhere said : yeah fuck this, downvote.

    recursive_recursion,
    @recursive_recursion@programming.dev avatar

    ah I wouldn’t give the troll too much attention

    I get more mental damage from [realizing self-made past mistakes] in comparison to [a random downvote]

    but anyways thanks for the kind comment!🤗🍀

    Flushmaster,

    You want mental damage? I just got my first dose of rural Florida about an hour ago. I didn’t get out of the car but it kinda felt like I was driving through a haunted forest on an alien world.

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