FilthyShrooms

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FilthyShrooms,

Why would you make a glass out of ice?

FilthyShrooms,

Counterargument: my 3090 is my space heater

FilthyShrooms,

It really do be like that

Or it don’t. I give it a 79.3% chance

FilthyShrooms,

Hey, at least you’re running

FilthyShrooms,

It’s like the guy with a mattress tied to his car with his arm out the window holding it while going 60 down the highway as if the ropes could fail, but he can hold it in place

FilthyShrooms,

My mom waking up for work to see me eating cheese from the fridge

FilthyShrooms,

“Well, it was the one ring, those things really don’t like blades. Overall I’m proud of the blade I presented, I only wish I could’ve seen that elf’s sword meet the same fate”

FilthyShrooms,

Nor the small boy giving superman a fat stack of cash

FilthyShrooms,

Um sir, is that my toothbrush?

FilthyShrooms,

but I don’t want to fight them

Too bad, they want to fight you

FilthyShrooms,

Mom can we get a lair action?

No honey, we have a lair action at home

lair action at home:

FilthyShrooms,

Yall just gonna pretend you don’t know what the bad dragon logo looks like?

FilthyShrooms,

“Kids, your adopted. Pack your things”

FilthyShrooms,

Nonsense, he clearly has a massive dong footprint

FilthyShrooms,

Only 200 left :c

At least we’re sure of it down to the thousandths

FilthyShrooms,

It seems I took a left on read

FilthyShrooms,

"I feel I’m going to regret this, but I feel even more so that I just don’t care"

  • Leonard Church, red vs blue
FilthyShrooms,

“One of the signs says “grandma’s house”, and the tag says “for grandma”. Can you help me out, Farlys? I’m not good with puzzles”

FilthyShrooms,

And just like in real life it’s hard to get big evil robots to go away

FilthyShrooms,

Barbarian: I like this! It turns complex problems (politics, diplomacy, stealth) into simple problems (combat)

FilthyShrooms,

Sorry I’m in your walls. I just have to say, that joke was fire, I’m surprised you didn’t hear me laugh at it

FilthyShrooms,

Also the fact that all the weed is right there, it’s hard not to smoke it up

FilthyShrooms,

Well, you gotta try it to make sure it’s good

FilthyShrooms,

So what I’m hearing is that Lewis and Clark were idiots and you totally can go from coast to coast in a canoe

FilthyShrooms,

Idk, I liked the first one quite a bit, and the second one was mostly decent, all of my big issues are with the 3rd movie

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