sentinelthesalty

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sentinelthesalty,

Record player? Please no need to cheap out, I hire my own orchestra.

sentinelthesalty,

Man, this ia darker than bodies charred by white phosphorous.

sentinelthesalty,

As I say, it builds character. I pity kids these days living in such a sanitised internet.

sentinelthesalty,

And this is why the end user should be able to jaikbreak cars. Has anyone made an open source software for cars anyways?

sentinelthesalty,

-4TH WIPE

DONT FORGET THAT BROTHER AROOOOOO

sentinelthesalty,

Why people are so obsessed with finding more and more intricate ways to execute? Hanging or shooting in the head works just fine.

sentinelthesalty,

Arr, welcome back ye salty seadog. Me myself had never abandoned the plunderinn the 7 seas in the first place.

sentinelthesalty,

I think advocating for more big tech monopolies is a bad idea, period.

sentinelthesalty,

Another clear sign of the oppreasion of our people. Gamers rise up!

sentinelthesalty,

Still better than getting brickwalled by software.

sentinelthesalty,

This is slightly more taseful than that. Though as ridiculous as those people who larp as neopagans.

sentinelthesalty, (edited )

You are not allowed to look at it if you aren’t worthy. Unlike you all, me the chosen champion of Ra, is allowed to gaze upon its magnificent form without any repercussions. And it has enlightened me, it has elevated my consiousness and allowed me to temporarily experince a higher plane of existance, during what you lesser folk call “Sun stroke induced hallucinations”.

sentinelthesalty,

Yeah, this is how internet should feel like. This is how it was, until those corpo fucks ruined everything with their “enforced positivity”.

sentinelthesalty,

Hang on, nope. The little shit ran away! Thanks for reminding me.

sentinelthesalty,

No, spikes aren’t permanent enough, drivers can just move them tot he side or cover them to pass over them. We should plant Czech Hedgehogs and Dragon’s teeth on out roads!

sentinelthesalty,

Yo that’s Lum, that pilot’s an OG weeb. Based.

sentinelthesalty,

Just cut your feet off and replace it with prosthethics. No more feet problems. I hear the curved ones used in paralympics can make you go even faster. So it might even be an upgrade.

sentinelthesalty,

Fuck yeah Megumin! If I ever buy a .50 cal I’ll her on the grips…

sentinelthesalty,

Okay this is gold. I’ll send this to my mother.

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