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bastian_5,

Is it intentional that it looks like they’re in a prison jumpsuit?

bastian_5,

A collar would require the existence of a neck.

bastian_5,

When it works I’ll use piped and shit, but half the time it doesn’t work lmao

bastian_5,

Meanwhile swap them to get normal baking and cooking without a predefined recipe. Anyone can cook and have it turn out well. If you do not have at least a masters in chemistry and you try to bake, it will fucking explode, burn, still be frozen in the center (even if it wasn’t before), be too salty, need a little bit more salt, implode, and make the entire house smell like it’s on fire until the heat death of the universe 5 seconds after you put it in the oven.

If you have a recipe they’re fairly similar, but baking is more precise while cooking usually requires more direct attention.

bastian_5,

Hence why the meme says bi and not pan

bastian_5,

Windex already smells like piss…

bastian_5,

One problem: it’s Joint Photographic Experts Group, so by that logic, Jpeg is actually Jfeg… I agree with the pronunciation, but your logic is flawed.

bastian_5,

Joint Photographic Expert Group. Do you pronounce the image format Jfeg?

I agree it’s hard g gif, but your logic is flawed.

bastian_5,

Ok, then why does the logic not make Jpeg into Jfeg?

bastian_5,

So special pleading.

bastian_5,

Then what is the exception for Jpeg?

bastian_5,

Obviously Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan are outside

bastian_5,

The water looks solid…

bastian_5,

The dumb part isn’t the joke. The dumb part is the person saying “thanks dad” is called “Dad” in the phone.

bastian_5,

Super Ruleasio 64

bastian_5,

If you type 9,999 your house burns down

bastian_5,

The other side of this meme https://img.ifunny.co/images/a3fba85f29fa6f3450e58698e5648c14e5c721dcf31dee73889889d8510e2697_1.jpg

bastian_5,

“Design dice” so weighted dice?

bastian_5,

I wish I had less self consciousness so my vocabulary consisted of more than fifteen words.

bastian_5,

Link: The Faces of Evil

bastian_5,

How else are they going to protect themselves?

bastian_5,

Actually some do say are. My dad’s rear view mirror says are.

bastian_5,

Is the link supposed to take me to a microcontroller community with the post " Rick Hartley How to achieve proper grounding (2 hour talk)"?

bastian_5,

I have a parachute and a shotgun, what more do we need for an air force?!

bastian_5,

They went from walking next to a wooden wall to the one that was farther away from the wall being close to the wall?

bastian_5,

The child already looks tired of the bullshit that happens with Linux. A few days ago I discovered that I had either a 6 or 8 gigabyte swap file. I have 20 gigs of ram already, and was running out of a 32 GB SD card…

bastian_5,

I’m using an SD card as a temporary main storage. I could technically put in an ssd, but I lost/broke the part where a screw would go to hold it in place (it’s a strange laptop…), so the only option I would have is to tape it, and I don’t feel comfortable letting it potentially flop around in there… As for what a swap file is (that’s the name I found for it), it is virtual memory. It was reserving that space to use as RAM if need be, when I already have 2/3rds as much ram as storage.

bastian_5,

I’m sorry to tell you, that is infinitely improbable. Although who knows, I did the math in a restaurant, but that might just be somebody else’s problem.

bastian_5,

The real worry is the bears that show up as revenge.

bastian_5,

It says it’s silicon… I wonder if it actually is

bastian_5,

Basically the entire show boils down to “they’re bigots but it’s funny because they are nerds who are supposedly also oppressed by society”

bastian_5,

The show writers by helping to perpetuate ableism, mysogany, transphobia, etc…

bastian_5,

Linux updates: here’s the whole new desktop, GUI, appstore, start menu analog, and you can now summon a demon to do your bidding (no gui yet, you have to use the terminal until next update)

bastian_5,

This made me think of two things: a parody version of the song that is about vampires, and that making the entirety of Africa into Rain World for vampires

bastian_5,

I think delivery trucks are probably still the better option for most packages when they are properly utilized, which they obviously aren’t being if the statistics given are accurate. It’s mass transit for packages. The ineffecciencies probably just come from the overarching problem of there being too many cars on the road. Without that, it becomes a lot more efficient to transport hundreds of packages at once in one truck than have dozens of bikes carry the same load, especially over an entire city. Anything that does need to be delivered quickly should be done by bike, but with proper logistics, delivery trucks actually are more space efficient.

bastian_5,

The problem is that they aren’t intentionally being a snitch, they just know that when they find the thing with the weird smell they get a treat. It’s like how if you feed your cat every day at 6:30 you no longer need an alarm because the cat will let you know when it’s 6:00, but with finding drugs.

bastian_5,

I got out of it by feeding them before I go to bed

bastian_5,

But why is it always nazis? Nobody jokingly organizes a movement to eat the landlords that actually causes some landlords to get eaten, but the same cannot be said about “jokingly” organizing a hate mob that actually hurts people.

bastian_5,

Please select all boxes in picture containing your house:

Please select all boxes on floorplan containing your room:

Please select all boxes in picture containing where you are hiding:

bastian_5,

With the useing slurs, you should still be mindful about where you use them. I personally am still far too exposed to people who use them to degrade people to be entirely comfortable with them.

If you’re in a place that you aren’t entirely sure if you’ll be harassed for being gay, don’t make the people who would be harassing you more comfortable with the idea of doing so. I had to explain this in a game of CS:GO once mere moments after getting kicked out of a game for refusing to play because my entire team were raging homophobes.

bastian_5,

Have you seen what geniuses do when they not doing shit like discovering AC electricity? In that case, he dated a pigeon. There is not even a fine line between crazy and genius, it’s merely that genius is just another flavor of crazy.

bastian_5,

Well at least happy bir… oh it’s not? Then it must be your friend’s… oh…

bastian_5,

, full name jo.

bastian_5,

Honestly I don’t even care about the 10% of the time, but the rest sounds great!

bastian_5,

Yeah, I mean ok sure if that’s what you want me to do I guess…

bastian_5,

Answering this question is any deeper way that this lmao

bastian_5,

The only important property of a temperature scale is that it exists and is agreed upon for science. Farhenhiet and Celsius do that job equally as well.

bastian_5,

Intercontinental ballistic missile (anti-tank missile will work as substitute) to F9, check

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