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archonet, (edited )

Maybe be the change you want to see in the world instead of bitching, then.

edit: go ahead and keep downvoting me, when the right does finally manage a coup they’ll be the only ones with any guns you stupid motherfuckers. For now, the 2nd amendment is your right – you want to forgo it until they take it away from you (and only you), be my guest.

archonet,

Hey that’s my line.

archonet,

Do you think shooting up a public place is the action of a sane, rational individual?

archonet,

Lookit you trying to be clever, how precious. Did you steal that from your schoolmates?

archonet,

Maybe you should read my comments instead for a change but it’s fine, I accept your concession

archonet,

So we’re comparing mass shootings to small cuts, now. Here I thought you considered them a big issue?

Or do you slap a bandaid on giant lacerations, too?

archonet,

You can just say “yes” and be wrong, no need to go cherry picking for the one article that supports your warped view

I happen to think that killing masses of people isn’t a sane decision, but you do you champ

archonet,

Ah, so now you claim to read minds. Ok. Not reading the rest of this drivel, it’s clear you’re not really up to this. Better luck next time, champ!

archonet,

And I extended yours. Slapping a bandaid on a much larger issue really doesn’t solve the giant fucking issue. Better luck next time!

archonet,

I’ll take that as a yes. Ought to go run along and play, this discussion seems a bit adult for you.

archonet,

Recreation and sleep. The edibles are for recreation only (don’t want to wake up still stoned), but being able to puff a few times on an oil pen before bed is so damn nice.

archonet,

Currently in the hospital after dealing with a neutropenic fever (fun fact: somewhere around 106.3f your brain can no longer form coherent speech) stemming from way-too-stronk chemo. I concur, fuck cancer.

archonet,

Dating is different for gay people? Since when? I’m gay and dating is a neverending slog of trying to find one decent functional adult in a sea of jackasses. How is this different?

archonet, (edited )

I’m gay and I support this comment.

We do not need to represent every single minority in the acronym, that’s what the rainbow flag is for, that’s literally the entire point of the flag because a rainbow includes every color. “LGBT” rolls off the tongue nicely and there are zero repercussions in tacking a + on the end of it. If I have to memorize a new, extended acronym every fucking few months just because Tumblr can’t stand not being on their social high horse I am gonna have a fucking aneurysm.

archonet,

Hello, Tumblr. By the time “we are all here”, the acronym will include the alphabet, numerals, and quite possibly other glyphs (if someone throws an emoji on there so help me god). Human sexuality is varied and diverse if you haven’t noticed. I am not learning an acronym long enough to singlehandedly win a game of Scrabble just so everyone can feel special. Not happening, sport, and most people would agree – which is why this will never catch on and Tumblrinas need to stop trying to force it to.

archonet,

Today I learned there’s someone out there who wants to learn sheepshaggerspeech

Brave new world, that

archonet,

y o i n k

archonet,

good heavens the amount of absolute degens in these comments is staggering

archonet,

given where you seem to post, you.

it’s okay, I forgive your stupidity

archonet,

Oscar Mayer what the fuck have you done

archonet,

My source is that I made it the fuck up.

archonet,

Nothing to it but to do it.

archonet,

I knew sooner or later they’d push me to Linux, but that’d do it alright

archonet,

Yet another reason to dislike furries, most unsurprising.

archonet,

No, just don’t like degenerates, that’s all. Pretty simple reason.

archonet,

that’s fine, I forgive your stupidity.

archonet,

It’s not a retreat, it’s a blitzkrieg in reverse.

archonet,

There are good properties to work at and bad ones, just like most jobs. I work as a full time night auditor with a solid crew and great management (now… previous manager was nice but incompetent), and I’m quite happy to say I make a fair chunk more than my state’s minimum. That all said, it does vary heavily based on property location, size, amenities, management, how well coworkers gel together – so apply to job postings carefully if you go into hospitality. It does give you fun stories though, that’s why I love the job.

archonet,

I’m a night auditor at a hotel.

Good luck getting service in a hotel past 11 now.

archonet,

And you can launch more than one missile. You can also launch MIRVs. Or multiple MIRVs. The point being, with US backing, Taiwan has many fun toys to use against the Chinese to make their lives hell even without us showing up to the party – which we would, with very minimal fucking about, because Taiwan’s got dem microchips. And we want dem microchips.

archonet,

calling in artillery on your own position is certainly a tactic, though, if they had this kind of spell waiting in their back pocket, how the hell did they get captured?

archonet,

I miss Paul Perkenstein

archonet, (edited )

I’m sorry, could you repeat that last part for me, it’s a Las Vegas art installation what?

archonet,

I’m not sure, but I think something’s happened.

As if I felt a disturbance in the force.

archonet,

https://media.tenor.com/gzZyXppSYFoAAAAC/kirk-shocked.gif

archonet,

Contingent on fiber internet and having a four-wheeel-drive vehicle, yes.

Snow’s a bitch and so is DSL. Other than that, the solitude would be rad.

archonet,

goddamnit I remember joking that one day there’d be the entire alphabet stuck on the end of that acronym – remember when it was just LGB? – and now they’re adding fucken’ numbers

archonet,

when you think about it, the fact we got this far as a species in terms of society and population is astounding. For all intents and purposes we should still be banging rocks together in caves.

Really. Think for a moment: these people have had the modern benefits of the internet, the public library, sexual education courses in school – something. They may not have paid attention or known exactly where to find that information, but we’ve had the information available if they wanted it.

Still took them four fucking years to decide to go looking for answers.

archonet,

Poorly himself

I, too, pity him.

archonet,

can confirm, had 100k comment karma before I left, definitely not cool

archonet,

Could be worse. If dogfuckers have to exist, then I’d rather have them working with cold, unfeeling machines.

archonet,

wrong, but I forgive your mistake

archonet,

Oh that’s… That’s exquisite…

archonet,

iT wAs AbOuT sTaTeS rIgHtS!

yeah states rights to do what exactly?

archonet,

and they say we don’t have celebrities or important people on Lemmy

archonet,

I use ReVanced and love it. Works great, though you do need to do some fiddling to set it up. Once it’s installed, though, it’s just regular YouTube with all the bullshit stripped out. You can even remove features you don’t like, like the Shorts page or the Cast button. And it’s got patches for SponsorBlock and Return YouTube Dislike.

archonet,

Not with me, they didn’t. Being able to help out a few friends was the last thing keeping me on Netflix, so with the account sharing restrictions I cancelled, bought a lifetime Plex pass (which was more just to show my support for them not being a shitty company), and now I just use my PC as a media server and pirate all my shit. And I can still share it all with friends!

archonet,

listen, Florida is more than a set of policy decisions by pudding fingers, Florida is a state of mind.

I assure you, Ohio residents are equally batshit. I live in Erie, PA and deal with them regularly.

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