The_Eminent_Bon

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The_Eminent_Bon,

Do you remember the 21st night of September

The_Eminent_Bon,

In a few millions of years you can take a close up

The_Eminent_Bon,

Biblically accurate mitochondria

The_Eminent_Bon,

Do you think cross country marathoner poo on the run?

The_Eminent_Bon,

You know when kids play roshambo and then one kid screams “I’m the winner” and the other kid being not too happy also screams “ Noo! I’m the winner!”

Passenger on Ill-Fated Diarrhea Plane Says Flight Attendants Were Forced to Craft "Makeshift Biohazard Suits" (futurism.com)

On Friday, an international Delta flight bound for sunny Barcelona was forced to U-turn back to its starting point, Atlanta, for an exceedingly rare air travel horror: a passenger had suffered diarrhea throughout the plane’s aisle so extensively that completing the flight was deemed untenable....

The_Eminent_Bon,

So Diarrhoea Plane is a thing now?

The_Eminent_Bon,

Well now’s the shoe on the other foot

The_Eminent_Bon,

Sometimes when you look at pigeons they look back

The_Eminent_Bon,

Don’t stare at their beady little eyes

The_Eminent_Bon,

They should get more ants so they can get more rent

The_Eminent_Bon,

The leg bone joins to the hip bone

The_Eminent_Bon,

Thats one for the book of wins

The_Eminent_Bon,

We can’t just assume their age and accidentally call them madam

The_Eminent_Bon,

Always keep a spare hand around, you don’t know when you’re gonna need an extra hand

The_Eminent_Bon,

If the killer was never found, are they lost?

The_Eminent_Bon,

Mini muffins are like mini cupcakes which are already a smaller version of a cake. How cheap can they be

The_Eminent_Bon,

Nyan cat was nice the first hundred times you play it, after that it gets kinda repetitive.

The_Eminent_Bon,

*nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan

The_Eminent_Bon,

I did look up the lyrics

The_Eminent_Bon,

Do you fart in French?

The_Eminent_Bon,

Le poot

The_Eminent_Bon,

Maybe if it was bigger he could have seen it.

The_Eminent_Bon,

So is this how a lava cake is made?

The_Eminent_Bon,

Don’t let your dreams be memes as they say it today

The_Eminent_Bon,

What is that picture?

The_Eminent_Bon,

Ah… I thought it was some kind of hamster

The_Eminent_Bon,

Do you charge your hamster with a usb c cable?

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