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ScrollinMyDayAway,

Can we just ungroup the damned Taskbar already? I don’t understand why they are being so stubborn on this.

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He should have gone into politics instead of acting. Then the case would have been dropped.

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“Listen, I need you to find me 151 Witnesses - just enough for me to win…”

Officials can’t interfere with local Tennessee Pride festival under anti-drag law, judge rules (apnews.com)

A federal judge ruled Friday that law enforcement officials can’t use a Tennessee law that strictly limits drag shows to interfere with a local Pride festival this weekend, favoring event organizers who sued after a district attorney warned he intends to enforce the new statute even after another federal judge ruled it...

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I’m sure the cops will harass them anyway.

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Saving this to send to my ‘both sides are the same’ acquaintances.

The Spotify Car Thing cost $100, but I can't use it anymore. (lemmy.ml)

EDIT: The only reason why I still had it at this point was because I could use it with other apps. However, now that my Spotify Subscription is cancelled, it doesn’t work with anything. It’s mildly infuriating because today, I can’t still use it with other apps like I was able to yesterday....

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I cancelled my paid Spotify account because I can’t get them to stop fucking recommending Joe Rogan to me.

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On PC. Keep (kept) it in a separate window while working.

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White guy late 50’s? What algo would ever target me?

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lol

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My fucking life with my wife and son. I honestly hope I get into a car accident with the steering column impaled in my chest so I can call them with my dying breaths to say I love them, only to have them not pick up because their ring is on mute. Then I’d come back as a total DICK of a ghost saying ‘See? I told you to turn your ring volume up!’

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For me, the only feeling better than dumping Reddit a month or so ago has been when I ditched Facebook years ago.

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The only thing I miss about FB was the Birthday reminders.

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Psoriatic Arthritis suffer here. I feel your pain (literally).

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Lock them up! Lock them up! (In Arkham.)

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It’s better than two in the bush.

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No, no, NO! It’s the drag people at the libraries that do this!

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Moderator: What is your stance on Voting Rights and Democracy?

Any Candidate: The real question the American People are concerned about is the woke gays grooming our children. I for one am against it! Next subject, please.

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So I know their moon probe crashed, but I don’t get it. ELI5, please.

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Thanks but, yeah, still not getting it. So Russia recruits a shark, known for not being a particularly nice creature, then adds the moon?

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So the Special Lunar Operation didn’t go as planned? I thought they said it would only take three days…

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Black cat is like “Do it. Give me a reason to slap the shit out of you.”

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Or that one of the main ingredients in Diet Coke is, you know, water…

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This is why you don’t handle TRAITORS with kid gloves and give them house arrest.

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Someone from the Florida Education Department probably bookmarked that ‘Fact’ for the next round of History Book printing.

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I’m in IT, and anything HP can just fuck off.

Edit to add: Never buy any printer that comes with an ink/toner subscription service.

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Probably gonna be 60F in January, too.

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No, no, no. It’s LIBRARIES that are the threat.

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So having resigned (quit) they are not eligible for unemployment, I assume.

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She should have soaked in a tub of it. If you are dissolved, you can’t be charged.

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I nice cold seltzer with a lime wedge.

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Texas: Dead migrant children are a feature, not a bug.

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I know it’s not the whole State. But holy crap, the optics are not good. Looking at Florida as well.

What is the worst US state to live in generally?

I’m aware that, at the moment, Florida is deemed unsafe for people to travel to, but what is generally the worst state to live in? Factors such as education, religious extremism, crime, cost of food, healthcare, and access to other resources are relevant. Will “Deep South” states remain one of the worst places to live in...

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It’s always the southern states that rate lowest in damn near every category.

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So you’re saying that you oppose the people removing the water then, right? How about J6? Do you believe it was a coup attempt by Trump and his compatriots, and they should all be held accountable? I have yet to meet a Conservative that does not dance around the subject. Please show me that I’m wrong.

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See that kid on a bike back there? Well FUCK them, you little asshole! Serves them right. Just sayin…

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That’s because you didn’t do your research!

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Want to know what happens when you listen to Russian propaganda? This is what happens when you listen to Russian propaganda.

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If they want something close to an actual debate it is best if the Orange Shit Fountain is not there anyway. Short of a mute button there is no way he can shut up for longer than 5 seconds.

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Let me guess, fire caused by someone smoking a cigarette again?

Previously Secret Memo Laid Out Strategy for Trump to Overturn Biden’s Win (www.nytimes.com)

A lawyer allied with President Donald J. Trump first laid out a plot to use false slates of electors to subvert the 2020 election in a previously unknown internal campaign memo that prosecutors are portraying as a crucial link in how the Trump team’s efforts evolved into a criminal conspiracy....

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So it wasn’t just me? ‘Check all the boxes with a bike’. Fail. Maybe there was a bike behind a house or something…

Edit: Worked fine on my phone.

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Why are most of these videos obscured by massive watermarks?

'Barbie' makes history with $1 billion at the box office (www.cnn.com)

“Barbie” has answered the billion-dollar question with a resounding “yes.” Barely three weeks into its run, writer-director Greta Gerwig’s blockbuster has raked in an astounding $1.03 billion at the global box office, according to official Warner Bros. estimates. This makes Gerwig the first solo female director with a...

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Even though my local movie houses have the fancy reclining reserved seats, in most cases we just wait a month or two to watch any new releases on streaming. My wife wanted to see this, but into the 3rd weekend seats are still sold out - we could not even get a matinee showing. They must have done something right.

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So, is OP gatekeeping Dad Jokes, or did he just slip one in there?

Upvote, you glorious bastard.

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As an ex-Redditor I do /s reflexively because I assume someone will always be offended. Welcome to the Internet, I guess.

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