MonsiuerPatEBrown

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I don’t think that I spelled that right.

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MonsiuerPatEBrown,

the last temptation of the crust

MonsiuerPatEBrown, (edited )

Dr. Johnson (the dude in the meme) actually wrote a great preface to his dictionary. It is about how to think about language and how to write a book describing language.

Great read.

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

The Handalorian

Why am I being suspended?

I created an account on mastodon.social a few days ago. A day after creation, my account was suspended. My appeal was denied and no reason was given. So I assumed mastodon.social was not accepting new accounts, so I moved over to mastodon.online and created an account there. Today that account was suspended as well, again...

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

this must be the least dangerous version of how we are living in Terry Gilliam’s Brazil

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

This better not awaken anything in me …

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

Same thing was said about French colonial forces and the Vietnamese but with rats instead of snakes.

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

of course it was written in … is PepC ok ?

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there.

dunno where theres no community

if you can lie to yourself you can lie to the world there was a premise played it out it made sense at first she danced with knives and we thought the worse analogue privacy hers is a curse playing second fiddle talk less paid more but wallet smaller than purse misogynist or endure ads for beer entice lack of banter helps incite...

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

if you can’t format the rhythm and the meter no one will give a shit because we are not doing it for you – popular opinion

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

some amazon storefronts have their own web storefront not on amazon; same with etsy.

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

all the alt-right accounts have been made.

/updates queer agenda and slightly bi spreadsheets.

MonsiuerPatEBrown, (edited )

lovely animation based on the poem

and I xposted. thank you for the formatting.

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

Wal-mart regularly closes stores that try to unionize.

Whole Foods is a division of Amazon, and their store decisions generally float around hurting labor until labor gets fed up.

But that is only the pattern that both of those employers have shown repeatedly for years now so maybe I am prejudice against companies owned by multibillionaires.

MonsiuerPatEBrown, (edited )

reddthat.com/post/4806295

Show some data

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

thank god postgres is still safe!

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

bay leaves make everything haggis

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

not what I would call a fungi

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

No true landlord would exploit the renter.

Those are slumlords. Which are mostly Scotsmen.

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

Professor Wells confirmed Green’s observations, explaining: “This phenomenon is well attested in birds. You find distinct chirping accents in the same species around the country. In small populations such as herds you would encounter identifiable dialectical variations which are most affected by the immediate peer group.”

www.theregister.com/2006/08/…/cows_have_accents/

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

a good doctor would print and hang this as a poster in the exam room

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

me

i have been homeless before for months

Got laid off my first job out of college after three months, Help!

I accepted a position at a start up around three months ago. This company was located in New York and I was located in California. They mentioned that I could work remotely for now but I would eventually have to move out to New York. I was okay with this, as I always dreamed of working in New York....

MonsiuerPatEBrown,
  1. have a beer or other liquor based frosty beverage
  2. update your resume
  3. go over your new references list
  4. work out a few generic cover letters
  5. start looking for work monday.

a year from now you will look back at this moment of time wistfully and wish you took up oil painting in Tuscany. but seek and thee shall find.

you will be fine.

Mobile ordering and delivery have made food service objectively worse and if you use them I think you're pathetic.

Working in food sucks in general. I would know I’ve been doing it for almost 14 years now. You drive to the store. You enter the store. You order your food. If there are any complications with your order you’re told right then and there....

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

If grocery delivery was mass adopted there would be less gas consumed and fewer cars on the road.

MonsiuerPatEBrown, (edited )

OK. Sorry to cross derail the subject.

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

OP is why paired programming failed. The one that did all the work received 100% of the swirlies.

A 9/11 defendant is ruled unfit for trial after a medical panel finds torture left him psychotic (apnews.com)

Brett Eagleson, whose father, Bruce Eagleson, was killed when one of the hijacked planes destroyed the south tower of the World Trade Center, called the events that forced the sidelining of al-Shibh’s prosecution “another example of the lack of justice that the 9/11 community has received at the hands of our own...

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

“Our own government” and “They wrongfully tortured”

Did anyone else see the cognitive dissonance ? It is not that hard to spot that “our” government suddenly became “them” when torturing people.

We US Americans tortured those men and women. Not “them”.

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

if you crush the person with a giant falling anvil it is quick and painless as well as long as a professional administers the anvil.

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Born_in_the_purple

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

the “private device”

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

I need an AI phone agent to whine at CSRs more nicely than I am capable of doing any longer.

That is what I need.

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

Has he tried having a password in HEX ?

Because for beefstew you need DEADBEEF.

Thank you and good night.

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

I thought that Romulans were against the Empire.

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

Your ancestors may be smiling at you, but your descendants will be smiling at me!

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

Whomsn’t

Whomstification

Whomstible

Whomstology

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

“Your TV is turned off. You can tell by the red lights we have turned on on the TV.”

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

That reminds me of a Tom Scott video

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRUmt_4F_58 - Mount Taranaki

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Taranaki#/media/File:NEO_egmont_big.jpg

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

more of a shitpost than a meme

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

Are we supposed to read every post and every comment even if we don’t like it ?

That seems so unfair ! We should have a right not to read posts and comments if we find them about a subject we don’t want to interact with right then.

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

One of the best lines in Ghostbusters:

Listen! Do you smell something ?

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

I’m lawful neutral monitorally but ideologically chaotic neutral. This and that then.

MonsiuerPatEBrown, (edited )

Washington State Department Of Transit’s twitter feed is pretty awesome because of it

twitter.com/wsdot_traffic/…/746373350864232448

and

twitter.com/wsdot_traffic/…/1398301020606787586

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

Didn’t Abed get told that was unacceptable to do to people that were his friends ?

MonsiuerPatEBrown, (edited )

I’m sorry … are you calling all people that are online and left of your politics government shills ?

So you are a typical right wing conspiracy theorists, then ?

You comments and posts make so much more sense now that I know that for sure.

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

we will wait for your assertion to prove itself, then, together.

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

I’m happy to let people believe that the earth is flat. Why is this such a big deal ?

There are people that believe that all women descend from an rib.

I find that much more scary that Jim and Stacey think that we living on a floating Mercator projection.

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