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SeaJ, in I guess they don't have moisturizers on a moisture farm.

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These pictures are 18 years apart. Life in an impoverished place can age you quite a bit.

FlyingSquid,
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I don’t know that life on Empire-era Tatooine was quite as bad as life as a woman in Taliban-controlled Afghanistan, but maybe.

SeaJ, (edited )

They still had chattel slavery while the Republic was around and it was controlled by a mafia family and they had to constantly be on the lookout for the Native population that did not like them being there.

Or check out pictures of impoverished farmers in the Great Depression. Even the 18 year olds looked old. Here is homesteader Jim Norris at 37 years old:

https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jim_Norris,_homesteader_1a34135v.jpg

havokdj, in [PW] I miss the concentration powers I had as a youngling

I read two words today

aeronmelon, in This always cracks me up

Rex: “Blasted Shineys.”

Jackmark, in I guess they don't have moisturizers on a moisture farm.

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  • dlok,

    Fuck off

    Annoyed_Crabby, in This always cracks me up

    Now count again.

    https://veliyathgarden.com/cdn/shop/files/71kKuNfAVoL._SL1024.jpg

    (this is Duku fruit for those who don’t know)

    creditCrazy,
    @creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

    How many dukus can a count dooku count if a count dooku could count dukus

    Deceptichum,
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    tetris11,
    @tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

    I will also say 1. I don’t think Count Dooku can county.

    Somsphet,
    Annoyed_Crabby, in Fight Algebra and Teach Vader

    Wait, math is always absolute, it’s either wrong or right.

    https://media.tenor.com/s1wnF2DiWA0AAAAC/skeptical-futurama.gif

    bjoern_tantau, in Fight Algebra and Teach Vader
    @bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

    If a solution is not in our sets it does not exist.

    CitizenKong, in I guess they don't have moisturizers on a moisture farm.

    The ages of Alec Guinness and Ewan McGregor pretty much track actually. It’s just that a 63 year old looked a lot older in the 70s. Tom Cruise is 61 now, Keanu Reeves is 59. Ewan McGregor is 52 now and the events of Obi-Wan are about ten years before EP. 4.

    FuglyDuck, in Fight Algebra and Teach Vader
    @FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

    Getting some Jocasta Nu vibes.

    Furbag, in I guess they don't have moisturizers on a moisture farm.

    19 years of Luke whining will do that to anybody.

    deadbeef79000,

    Aaaaw, but I wanted to go to Toshi’s station to pick up some power converters

    You can pay with your friend when your chores are done.

    Repeat every day for 20 years.

    vaultdweller013,
    Honytawk,

    Why does he have broccoli on his chest?

    vaultdweller013,

    He’s the Joker he does what he wants.

    PersnickityPenguin,

    Living the dream!

    FrostAce,

    I think that’s a Doctor Who reference. Fifth Doctor, to be exact.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Indeed. And it’s celery, not broccoli, although five’s celery wasn’t usually so leafy.

    hydrospanner,

    Mark Hamill is a fucking treasure.

    PersnickityPenguin,

    Bwahahahaha!

    MonkderZweite, in I guess they don't have moisturizers on a moisture farm.

    …so does my mother look young for her age or the one top old?

    jopepa, in I guess they don't have moisturizers on a moisture farm.

    How much better would Rogue One have been if they took a quick 20 minutes to explain how sand effects time dilation? But no, we gotta have some stupid hallway scene and emotional stakes. Unwatchable.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    I was hoping for more about trade negotiations.

    jopepa,

    Right?! How many times do we give a shit about Alan Tudyk playing dead? Congratulations, you were likeable and we miss you now!

    Narrrz, in I guess they don't have moisturizers on a moisture farm.

    doesn't tatooine have two suns? solar radiation wrecks skin.

    NounsAndWords,

    They also have starships, so many droids they are considered junk, and fully working replacement limbs. I have to assume they can fix bad skin. I guess it’s like Patrick Stewart/Picard’s “in the future nobody cares if you’re bald”.

    Narrrz,

    star wars isn't a utopian society, though. lukes family can't afford or won't spend the money on a droid that could do all the work for them. or the might be supply issues on tatooine - they buy c3po and r2 off jawas, after all.

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

    In The Phantom Menace they didn’t even use Republic standard currency on Tatooine. I don’t think it’s a stretch to assume that they don’t have access to all the most advanced technology in the galaxy.

    CurlyWurlies4All,
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    That had chattel slavery. Which suggests they didn’t rely on a mechanised workforce.

    Madison420,

    Raiders, both Tuscan and your average shitbags thieves. You can’t have nice things that are autonomous when people want to take them.

    Buddahriffic,

    None of those technologies have anything to do with skin. Well, ok, the replacement limbs do, and showed that they can produce artificial skin that even includes the sensation of touch. But what moisture farmers have time to book an appointment on a medical ship when it happens to be in the area (or a quick light jump away)? Oh right, abundance of droids that could be doing whatever labour is involved on a moisture farm (carry the daily bottle of water to the fridge? What is their output even like?).

    The next star wars should be about a trade deal between Tatooine and some ocean planet to exchange some water for some sand and moisture farmers hiring some force using mercenaries (let’s explore one of the other cults of the force instead of just the Sith and Jedi again). It would be interesting if the whole thing was written to make everyone morally ambiguous, like a lot of chaotic goods, true neutrals, and lawful bads so that at the end of it, there’s a debate about whether the outcome was a good one. That’s a lot better than debate about what the dumbest parts were.

    NounsAndWords,

    The next star wars should be about a trade deal between Tatooine and some ocean planet to exchange some water for some sand and moisture farmers hiring some force using mercenaries (let’s explore one of the other cults of the force instead of just the Sith and Jedi again).

    I want Nip/Tuck Tatooine.

    hydrospanner,

    There’s a strong argument that the entire Galactic Empire is Lawful Evil as an entity.

    Sure, the individuals within it may vary widely, but overall it’s LE.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    But what moisture farmers have time to book an appointment on a medical ship when it happens to be in the area (or a quick light jump away)?

    Maybe moisture farming is really easy. Maybe Luke spent like three hours a day moisture farming and the rest of the time bullseyeing womp rats in his T16. That’s probably why he’s such a good pilot.

    Anticorp,

    I guess it’s like Patrick Stewart/Picard’s “in the future nobody cares if you’re bald”.

    Then why do all the ladies love Riker and his glorious hair?

    vaultdweller013,

    Picard has a nonsexual polycule. He’s the one winning.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Patrick Stewart was People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive despite being bald. Frakes never got that cover. I’m just saying.

    Also, Picard was able to string Beverly along for years through his charm alone.

    doggle,

    IDK, maybe not. It’s easy to think of space travel and robotics as more complex than medicine, but I don’t think that’s necessarily true. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if we have mass produced droids before we’ve totally cured skin aging. Maybe not interstellar travel, but you never know

    PoetSII,

    High tech, low life. Star wars is dystopian

    hydrospanner,

    I mean…none of what you said is incorrect, but none of it precludes the premise either.

    On Earth here in 2023 we have cars and trucks, yet many people in developing countries still walk or ride animals to get where they need to go.

    E-waste is a major issue and smartphones are ubiquitous, yet there are still areas even in the US that have limited or no Internet access, and in developing countries, access to even fresh water, let alone electricity and Internet, can be hard to come by.

    We are capable of amazing medical feats like gene therapy and advanced prosthetics, yet millions lack access to basic care, and millions more die from preventable disease every year.

    So maybe in Star Wars it’s less an issue of “they have bad skin because there’s nothing that can be done about it” and more, “They’re poor people struggling to get by in an unforgiving, backwater location, so that type of care is inaccessible, prohibitively expensive, or seen as a non-essential luxury.”

    match, in I guess they don't have moisturizers on a moisture farm.
    @match@pawb.social avatar

    Have you never lived in the Midwest? There’s not much to do.

    By which I mean, this is more meth than weather

    JusticeForPorygon,
    @JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Can confirm, from Midwest, lots of meth

    Lexam,

    And there is a lot of weather!

    Anticorp,

    Meth or alcohol. Cigarettes don’t help either.

    deadbeef79000,

    Death sticks*

    CarlsIII, in I guess they don't have moisturizers on a moisture farm.

    You realize that 19 is only one year less than 20? How did you look 2 decades ago compared to now?

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    I didn’t go from looking like I’m 25 to looking like I’m 65 in 20 years. Maybe you did.

    kameecoding,

    do you live in the desert though?

    agent_flounder,
    @agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

    …With two suns?

    jalda,

    In that picture Ewan McGregor was 50 years old and Alec Guinness was 63 years old.

    Kusimulkku,

    You realize that 19 is only one year less than 20?

    Big if true

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