STOP saying “fuck u/spez” START saying “FIRE STEVE HUFFMAN”

“fuck u/spez” means absolutely nothing to anyone who isn’t familiar with Reddit, it’s just noise.

“FIRE STEVE HUFFMAN” is a clear, actionable statement that has a clear target and goal and actually has meaning to people who don’t know what Reddit is (like say, a potential shareholder or investor)

Idk where to put this since r/savethirdpartyapps got banned so post this wherever will get noise if you agree

veniasilente,

“Fire the moderator of r/jailbait!”

gunnm,

Even firing him he would receive Ellen Pao treatment and put another puppet.

Instead of “fuck u/spez” use “reddit is dead” or “join Lemmy”.

twistedtxb,
@twistedtxb@lemmy.ca avatar

I swear some Lemmy users are worse than that overly attached gf meme.

Get off Reddit and stop talking about reddit.

beta_particle,
Pancito,
@Pancito@lemmy.world avatar

Uhm, you see in what community you posted this ?

soulifix,

Who the hell is gonna fire him, though? That’s like clamoring for Mark Zuckerberg to be fired. It’s probably impossible to.

Buddahriffic,

He already cashed out so I suspect his CEO position is more of a “he knows what he’s doing so we’ll hire him” than a “I own all of this, so I’m CEO”. Unless they were dumb enough to give him a controlling portion of shares as compensation.

That said, they have no reason to listen to people posting on the internet about it. If he gets fired, it’ll be over his results not some internet whining. Those who have the influence to get that done know that Hoffman is spez.

The only thing that doing this might accomplish is making it harder for him and others who happen to share his name to get hired in the future. But even that is iffy IMO.

letsgo,

Yeah but you’re still interacting with the site, getting ad eyeballs and adding to the user engagement stats.

If you really want to fuck spez, get off Reddit! Lemmy’s already way better.

matt,
@matt@lemmy.world avatar

The one thing Musk and Spez have successfully done is make themselves scapegoats that leave people believing that everything will be resolved once they leave, so people have hope since there’s a “clear solution.”

These issues run much deeper than the individual owners and CEOs though, it’s the rot of the companies and platforms themselves, and getting rid of those people will solve absolutely nothing.

What needs to happen is for people to just switch off and help grow alternative platforms away from corporate meddling. Will it ever become mainstream? Maybe not, but it will never happen if people never try and just give up.

TheHighRoad,
@TheHighRoad@lemmy.world avatar

All of these issues are symptoms of our short sighted, quarterly profits driven, capitalist freight train of an economic system.

ZombieZookeeper,

To be fair, no one should fuck Spez, or do anything that would even temporarily improve the quality of his life.

Fuck_u_spez_,

He needs to get fucked, though, just not by another person.

Ad4mWayn3,

“fuck u/spez” means absolutely nothing to anyone who isn’t familiar with Reddit, it’s just noise.

And "Fire Steve Huffman means absolutely nothing to anyone who doesn’t know reddit CEO’s name.

I’ll go for an easier one: Fuck reddit, join lemmy. Easy and clear, and I’m not sure reddit would get any better with its CEO fired, they’ll likely find someone similar.

n00dl3,

Why would he fire himself?

Beaupedia,

He wouldn’t, the board fires a CEO.

faintedheart,

Reddit should die. And people should come here. I want more instances and communities developing here. Right now I have to hope between reddit and here for some communities. Steve Huffman can go and suck dick.

cypherix93,

He does not deserve dick, he should suck a cactus!

bumblebrainbee,

But not one of those super spiky ones, but the ones that have tiny hairs that are impossible to get out of your skin when you accidentally touch the cactus and hurt everytime you bump them wrong.

npz,

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  • BallsInTheShredder,

    Fuck the redshit board

    Also I’ve stopped capitalizing the R and changed a d to an s bc I’m pretty and childish

    It’s not much but hoping it catches on like the amber turd thing

    dufkm,

    bc I’m pretty

    How pretty? Like a Scranton 7?

    BallsInTheShredder,

    Like the back of my head is my good side

    whoamibro,

    Fuck spez is also an actionable statement tho:)

    Sauvandu59,

    just stop using reddit and move to alternative site like lemmy.

    mysoulishome,
    @mysoulishome@lemmy.world avatar

    Did that. Still really want to see Steve Huffman fired. And hopefully humiliated and shunned.

    galaxies_collide,

    ^

    bownt,

    do not tell me how to live my life

    cabillaud,
    @cabillaud@lemmy.world avatar

    Fuck him and then fire him?

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