Grant_M,
@Grant_M@lemmy.ca avatar

Putler – King of the Nazis

jaybone,

Has he always used this seating arrangement or is this just new within recent years to coincide with his dementia?

It just seems so impractical and comically like a bad impression of a Bond villain.

bane_killgrind,

Probably a security measure, likely nobody is allowed to walk into that half of the room.

PilferJynx,

Security and camera angles.

SubArcticTundra,

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/8ab2d560-ad9b-4aa5-88ec-0766dafc7e6b.jpeg

verity_kindle,

Good eye! What the heyll? Artifact from photoshop? This whole image could have been altered.

AtmaJnana,

knowyourmeme.com/…/saddam-hussains-hiding-place

p03locke,
@p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yep, that’s the exact silhouette.

nuke,

This unknown figure may very well be the source of the leak

BradleyUffner,

It was probably placed in the image to help judge scale when composing it, and they just forgot to remove it.

PersnickityPenguin,

That’s clearly Saddam Hussein

psycho_driver,

Pretty soon each seat will need a phone installed at it so they can all still talk.

theodewere,
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

IT setting up Wi-Fi repeaters to cover the whole table

RampantParanoia2365,

Maybe that’s why Intel is involved in the project.

remer, (edited )

He learned from one of the assassination attempts on Hitler https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/20_July_plot

HerbalGamer,

assignation

assassination?

remer,

Edited. Thanks. I’m terrible at proofreading my own writing. Edit: proofread to proofreading

HerbalGamer,

you mean proofreading? :p

remer,

Oh shit. Yup lol

LemonDrop,

Ass in nation

Classy,

Hilter

Hitler?

remer,

Yup lol. Oof

Donkeytown,
@Donkeytown@lemmy.world avatar

Looks like he doesn’t even trust his clerics.

AngryCommieKender,

Woo Loo Loo

Woo Loo Loo

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

Poor guy looks like Franklin at Charlie Brown’s Thanksgiving dinner.

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

You see that pole in the middle leading towards Putin? It’s connected to the chair he’s in and when everyone leaves the room someone comes in, removes the desks and Putin spins around the room until he gets sleepy.

squaresinger,

He totally got the concept of a round table, where everyone is equal.

veroxii,

I mean that’s the point. He’s clearly Don Putin in this configuration.

salton,

Palistinians support Hamas.

fleabomber,

It’s the polonium.

zerosignal,

Does this mean he’s not dead? Or do they need the extra big table because he is dead and they don’t want anyone getting too close to the body double so nobody can tell.

Lolman228,

He had the greatest Russian scientists transfer his mind into Mecha-Putin so he may continue his conquest for the infinitable

CMGX78,

That Saddam behind Putin was a nice touch.

teft,
@teft@startrek.website avatar

I read that as Intel the computer chip manufacturer and was so confused for a second.

Toes,

Yeah, I thought Putin double downed on some sort of cyber warfare.

roguetrick,

Rainbow tables are kinda passe nowadays no matter how big they are.

psycho_driver,

It’s the only kind of warfare Russia seems to be good at.

ApeNo1,

The table design does appear to be based on the old Socket 7 or Socket 8 Pentium CPU sockets.

SubArcticTundra,

If Putin wants some big tables he needs to download Excel

agentsquirrel,

Or get a bandsaw, some large clamps, glue, and some good hardwoods.

Teon,
@Teon@kbin.social avatar

Sanctions are in place, he will need LibreOffice Calc.

WalrusDragonOnABike,

Enabling such large tables may make things unstable.

Teon,
@Teon@kbin.social avatar

Too late, putin was always unstable.

IkarusHagen2,
@IkarusHagen2@feddit.de avatar

But in a way he is now more stable. The big table makes him stable

Arigion,

Which actually is better than Excel. Currently I have to work with Excel. Gosh, how bad it got. Especially CSV import and cell formating. They really worked on being incompatible to even basic data formats just to keep you in their eco system. Try to import a UTF-8 CSV where the delimiter and the number format differs from the system settings. It completely fucks up your data and you have to import it as text and then you have to format each colum separately. Because changing the format from text to number does NOT change the view. You have to update each column manually. FU MS. There are comedy videos about number formatting in Excel: youtu.be/yb2zkxHDfUE?si=CtYMI-5FsU2bPZUF

zerosignal,

Power Query might solve your problem. You can do a text to columns with as many custom delimiters as you want.

Arigion,

Thanks for trying to help. But that’s the point. They make something which was easy deliberately overly complicated. The next step will be that they force you to discuss the csv import with ChatGPT for 5 minutes. And every time you’ll hear: well ok, this step now is more complicated, but we gave you a mighty tool which can do SO much more.

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