People are having sex in self-driving cars, apparently
Louisoix, People are having sex I̶n̶ ̶s̶e̶l̶f̶-̶d̶r̶i̶v̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶c̶a̶r̶s̶, apparently.
SmokumJoe, Why wouldn’t they?
whoisearth, I would
collegefurtrader, You misspelt “obviously”
CoolSouthpaw, Duh. Otherwise, what’s even the point lol.
DocMcStuffin, 
Just wait until someone dies in a self-driving car and it keeps going to its destination.
Mom: “Grandma is here!”
Kids: “Yaaa, Grandma is here!”
Everyone sees Grandma’s lifeless body
Mom: “AAAAAAAHHHHH!”
Kids: “AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!”
Dad: “What’s all this screaming!? … AAAAAAHHHH!”
Legendarylootz, I thought all the screaming was because they found grandma having sex in a self driving car.
SouthernCanadian, I was eating this girl out once and I tasted horse semen. So I said “Grandma, that’s how you died!”
whyNotSquirrel, 
what
SouthernCanadian, I thought we were doing grandma sex jokes
sorebuttfromsitting, park behind the bar in a 90s Grand Marquis, recline the front seats (with slow electric motors that kill the battery so you’re stuck there till morning), it was like that car was designed for getting in trouble comfortably on a couch next to a dumpster. bah this newfangled shit.
OkToBeTakei, I got into a lot of trouble in grand marquis in the 90s
Lexam, Why else would you have one?
FuglyDuck, 
Napping.
After the car sex.
peopleproblems, I mean, personally, it would be a step up.
I’d go from nothing to nothing with a tesla.
Burn_The_Right, I like that this article is on something called “Mashable”.
Grant_M, 
And Eloon is watching/recording via his spyware
TenderfootGungi, Likely, but I don’t think Tesla is advanced enough to have robo taxis yet?
perviouslyiner, They were viewing the cameras on private cars
FuglyDuck, Elon doesn’t have self driving… soo… not yet
TrismegistusMx, 
Tint the windows, remove the cameras, cover the seats with plastic.
Problem solved.
JimmyDean, This bundle soon to be available in the Casting Coup model
FuglyDuck, Casting van.
Minivans are far more comfortable.
ButtholeSpiders, 
That’s like telling me, water is wet… No shit.
Steev, They’ll need someone to clean out the loads then.
nonfuinoncuro,
vlad76, 
I think I saw a video of it about a month after the first “self driving” cars were sold.
SpaceNoodle, Nobody’s selling actual self-driving cars.
vlad76, Also yes.
isVeryLoud, Link?
vlad76,
isVeryLoud,
Default_Defect, 
pornhub.com
nickwitha_k, Not news. People are freaky.
SevFTW, Yep. If there’s a place people have tried to fuck there
TrismegistusMx, “I went out with him once after we dated. He tried to screw me some place very uncomfortable.”
“What? Like the back of a Volkswagen?”
Nastybutler, C/unexpectedmallrats
BrrooklynMan, 
pff, of course they are
bitsplease, I mean yeah, who - upon hearing about self driving cars - hasn’t thought at least once “I wonder what it would be like to fuck in one of those”
ivanafterall, 
But there's no exhaust pipe?
Lemmylefty, 
And dragons don’t exist; has that stopped them?
ivanafterall, The fact that you think that's a rhetorical question says a lot.
Lemmylefty, Ah…that might be a more obscure reference than I thought. Let’s…let’s keep you innocent, then.
PetDinosaurs, How can you turn down inclusion in the meter high club?
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