Weapons of Gas Production
TheBat, 
Military-Industrial-Junk Food complex
ThrowawayPermanente, That’s a weapon of mass addition
pivot_root, No, it’s destruction. Just ask my toilet.
bruhduh, 
Alexstarfire, Ohh shit, is this the modern day ice cream barge?
Agent641, Libs would have you believe that America isn’t a monarchy.
Zoidberg, Unleash the Murder King and the Taco Hell!
NegativeLookBehind, 
Meal Team 6, weapons free 🍴🍽️
MacNCheezus, 
Surely you mean “weapons hot”
PaupersSerenade, 
Hot and ready!
Kolanaki, 
It should be Taco Bell instead.
Weapon of Ass Destruction
j4k3, 
In and Out, better food, better promise
RubberElectrons, 
I know right?? What the fuck is in their oil that makes their fries kill my guts??
Nothing but plain fries, and a small soda = chanclas spanking my ass.
MacNCheezus, I’m sure they have those as well.
MiDaBa, I see they’ve weaponized saturated fat and brought “have it your way” to the battlefield. What kind of monsters could deploy this weapon of mass consumption and watch the long agonizing deaths that followed?
PaupersSerenade, “The line between disorder and order lies in logistics Burger King.”
Cipher22, This should legitimately scare every other military force, considering conflict with the US. Logistics, possibly better than fueling a convoy to Kiev.
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