Weapons of Gas Production
creditCrazy, 
Tactical calorie bomb
MacNCheezus, 
Strategic nutritional warfare
TheBat, 
Military-Industrial-Junk Food complex
NegativeLookBehind, 
Meal Team 6, weapons free 🍴🍽️
MacNCheezus, Surely you mean “weapons hot”
PaupersSerenade, 
Hot and ready!
SocialMediaRefugee, For the elite “Puffing and grabbing their chests after running for a minute” soldiers
raspberriesareyummy, The individual in the foreground appears to be quality assurance for new restaurants before opening to the public.
slem, That lumber ramp looks really sus
MacNCheezus, You should see the list of ingredients for their food
Voyajer, 
Wood is a fantastic material in compression. It could handle a few burger kings worth of force simultaneously.
limelight79, That’s quite the imperial measuring system.
(I kid, I’m from the US. But the joke was right there, just waiting.)
NoTagBacks, Weapon of mass construction.
HurlingDurling, Weapon of ass destruction
Zehzin, (edited ) 
Hello, The Hague? I’d like to report a war crime.
What do you mean they’ll literally invade you if you write this down?
ipkpjersi, Weapons of mass hunger.
MiDaBa, I see they’ve weaponized saturated fat and brought “have it your way” to the battlefield. What kind of monsters could deploy this weapon of mass consumption and watch the long agonizing deaths that followed?
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