Sekrayray,

This tracks super hard with me.

reverendsteveii,

6 years into my career as a ReSTMonkey, this is absolutely still me

looseanus,

deek.chat

dipshit,

git outta-here

Ddhuud,
  • points to HEAD *
curiousaur,

That’s a cherry picked reference.

MeanEYE,
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

No one understands it. Am yet to run into something humorous.

_cnt0,
@_cnt0@sh.itjust.works avatar

Fake it 'til you make it.

GigglyBobble,

And you can greatly boost learning by applying Cunningham's Law.

BigBlackCockroach,
@BigBlackCockroach@lemmy.world avatar

Cunningham’s Law.

“the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it’s to post the wrong answer.”

UnrepententProcrastinator,

There’s also Poe’s law about conservation of energy.

dustyData,

Famously, and in formal completion of Cunningham’s law disapproval. Cunningham has never said that, and actually disagrees with the aphorism, he’s been quoted qualifying it as a misquote and a proof of misinformation spread on the internet in complete self-defeating disprove.

femcatboy_cuddler,

I hear you, but I choose to ignore this info.

Classy,

Me: “Cunningham’s law says the best way to get a correct answer online is to post an incorrect one and wait to be corrected.”

Cunningham: “Uhm ackshually”

Me: …

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

I expected a Rick Roll there.

sirico,
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

That’s so yaml

tgxn,
@tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net avatar

I bet they program in HTML!

sigmaklimgrindset,

Bro your account 420 years old?

Hellstormy,
@Hellstormy@lemmy.world avatar

Lol, you are right https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6413c312-00fb-45d1-9a35-afdbe7bf5094.jpeg

tgxn,
@tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net avatar

I was here when time started.

achance4cheese,

If I’m seeing this correctly it’s really 420 years from existing which is wild!

kool_newt,

Stop trying to make YAML happen, it’s not going to happen!

SeaJ,

Sorry. I couldn’t read your comment because the spacing was off.

kool_newt,

Your tiny mind just can’t comprehend the vast meaning in my whitespace.

agressivelyPassive,

As long as I’m at the Helm, it’s still on the menu!

Kowowow,

Don’t forget the german

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

There does seem to be a significant German contingent on Lemmy, as there was on Reddit. I have a very in-my-head Reddit moment I need to share.

Remember when “The Nations of the World brought to you by Yakko Warner” was a meme and people were making all kinds of permutations of it? I saw one that was like “the nations of the world if Germany won WWII” which was basically “Germany Germany Germany Germany Portugal Spain, Spain, Germany, Germany…”

On the most recent r/place I remember, the Germans had a habit of taking their tricolor flag all the way across the canvas, which made me think “Germany Germany Germany Germany” in Yakko Warner’s voice.

c/[email protected] or however Lemmy links work I still don’t know.

lugal,

Lemmy links work with an exclamation mark:

!coolstorybro

Edit: the link still doesn’t work, sorry

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Probably because that community doesn’t exist.

dangblingus,

They’re a nation of 85 million tech loving smart people. They’ll be all over Lemmy.

agressivelyPassive,

84 million, and literally half of them are over 43, so not exactly a trailblazer population.

_cnt0,
@_cnt0@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sie haben gerufen? Worum geht’s?

jol,

Geil 😭

balderdash9,

Ich glaube schon

Selmafudd,

I only learnt what ich iel meant this week so this is totally ich iel

caseyweederman,

Please share

Selmafudd,

It’s “Me IRL”

caseyweederman,

Ahhhhh thank you

dangblingus,

Ich im echte Leben

Ddhuud, (edited )

0 == null

PHP says “ja”, Js says no.

EmergMemeHologram,

It’s okay if you don’t understand.

All you need to do is say “Rust” and “memory safety” a lot and join us at the crab rave.

If you ever see a news article about hacking or an exploit, or a major service go down, you just say tsk-tsk they should have used memory safe Rust, and your comment will be as informative as 80% of other comments.

kevinbacon,
@kevinbacon@lemmy.world avatar

If you see somebody talking about a CVE just remind them that it has never been seen in the wild.

metaStatic,

should have used memory safe Rust

Lauchs,

I’ve seen those words before!

Rolder,

I thought it was “Rust” and “furry”

Johanno,

That is correct. However Unixporn and furry are more common

octoperson,

Haha JavaScript am I right? 💀💀💀

kool_newt,

fr fr

kool_newt,

I did that yesterday and somebody thought I knew Rust lol. I barely know what it means to be safe.

LillyPip,

01001001 01110100 00011001 01110011 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110010 01100100

corrupts_absolutely,

learn awk

EmergMemeHologram,

Then learn jq and perl.

When you’re done you’ll find Birkenstocks and comfortable socks on your feet, cargo shorts with more pockets than even Hermione Granger could use, a glorious grey beard to stroke, and either a Metallica or a Hawaiian shirt that’s 15 years old and has blown through the armpits.

You will have reached nirvana. You’ll be able to unlock the secrets of the universe without opening a single interactive program.

foggy, 

<span style="color:#323232;">try {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  const joke = allProgrammingJokes[Math.floor(Math.random() * allProgrammingJokes.length)];
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  if (!getJoke(joke)) {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    throw new Error("Joke not understood");
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  }
</span><span style="color:#323232;">} catch (error) {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  console.log("lol *upvotes*");
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">function getJoke(joke) {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  // This function is intentionally flawed to always return false.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  // It's a part of the joke!
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  return false;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span>
puppy,

allProgrammingJokes[Math.floor(Math.random() * allProgrammingJokes.length)]

This might throw array index out of bounds errors.

metaStatic,

10 GOTO 10

kionay,

ECMAScript spec says Math.random must be less than 1. I was about to stop there, but a thought occurred to me: could the multiply with a float make a number large enough to floor to a different value for large enough values? 🤔

I imagine it’d have to be a ridiculously large number to amount enough floating point imprecision to matter, if so.

Sabre363,

Me, who knows a smidge of CSS, “I belong here”

kevinbacon,
@kevinbacon@lemmy.world avatar

Counter strike source was best, what map is your favourite?

metaStatic,

Rust

Sabre363,

Dust

xpinchx,

dust2

half_built_pyramids, (edited )

If

Else if

Else if

Else if

Else if

Repeat for a few thousand lines. Have a goto 1 at the bottom. It’s not hard.

Edit: Yandere was a better meme when it was just bad code.

Hupf,
@Hupf@feddit.de avatar

Whoa everybody look at Ms ‘AI’ Fancy pants here.

tacosanonymous,

I have only been on the fediverse for a month but I’m pretty sure I could start my own software engineering company on the pc I just built (Linux OS, of course).

metaStatic,

I dunno, hows your sock situation?

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