poor orc

Batman, 10 months ago

Freeze frame. You’re probably wondering how I got here. Would you believe I used to be an elf? Any way let’s get back to my merciless slaughter.

teft, 10 months ago

You guys think Morgoth was jamming on an electric fiddle when he was doing his discordant thing?

theodewere, 10 months ago

Fingolfin challenged him to a fiddle throwdown

Deuces, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago)

Well morgoth went down to Arnor he was looking for a soul to steal…

theodewere, 10 months ago

yeah and then Ungoliant showed up and ate the whole spread, the gazebo, everybody's ride.. anyways it was a mess..

HornyMarquis, 10 months ago

The dark lord went down to Mordor

iltoroargento, 10 months ago

Never noticed it before, but dude’s lookin’ like Mitch McConnell.

Rocketpoweredgorilla, 10 months ago

Mitch is this guy’s evil twin.

Lt_Worf, 10 months ago

Wow, he does

ElectricAirship, 10 months ago

When you’re in the fellowship and you hear drums

GrammatonCleric, 10 months ago

“It scares the hell out of the orcs! My boys love it!”