MeanEYE,
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

This joke is so stale you could make penicillin out it.

dmrzl,

Ah shit… The trash comedy folks made it here after all

orrk,

HELP! HOW DO I EXIT VIM? i’ve been stuck here for months, had to create my own browser from scratch.

linearchaos,
@linearchaos@lemmy.world avatar

The first time I got stuck in VI, cell phones didn’t have internet yet. We were a one computer household. I had printed out some instructions on how to modify XF86 configs. I had tried typing out every version of [ESC] I could come up with.

If it wouldn’t have been for VI I would have been into Linux probably a decade earlier. It’s now my editor of choice but it probably wouldn’t have killed them to detect control x and give you a little hint text somewhere.

Morphit,
@Morphit@feddit.uk avatar

it probably wouldn’t have killed them

It does pop a help message on CTRL C now. Also, Bram sadly died recently. Coincidence?

linearchaos,
@linearchaos@lemmy.world avatar

ohh hell, never saw that before, nice!

AffineConnection,

[ESC]:!pkill -9 ^vi

nexussapphire,

When you reboot your computer to exit a program.

aard,
@aard@kyu.de avatar

Is he running his system from something like FAT to make executing VI do something useful?

Steamymoomilk,

but what about the church of EMACs?

metaStatic,

that's a different operating system

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

Glad the genie could escape

solidgrue,
@solidgrue@lemmy.world avatar

I just can’t quit making vi jokes

reverendsteveii,

Only six?

solidgrue,
@solidgrue@lemmy.world avatar

I usually use vim so I guess technically it’s 994 jokes.

hardware26,

This joke was made ten thousand times but this version is not low effort. I appreciate it.

wildbus8979, (edited )

If you were about to type VirtualBox instead of Qemu or virt-manager, you deserved it!

RickRussell_CA,
@RickRussell_CA@lemmy.world avatar

People can remember the Konami code but :-q-! is too difficult apparently.

rovingnothing29,
@rovingnothing29@kbin.social avatar

Except it doesn't work because you're in edit mode.

RickRussell_CA,
@RickRussell_CA@lemmy.world avatar

Ahem, per the cartoon, the genie typed “vi”, which leaves vi in command mode.

As an emacs user, I’m ctrl-x ctrl-c with this conversation.

freundTech,

After noticing that ctrl+c doesn’t work he tried typing exit, which put him in edit mode.

kbotc,

Unless you are on a Mac, then ctrl is META, and META+c gets you to the place where you can :q!

ESC is just too far to deal with when using vi.

possiblylinux127,

Don’t try to use the terminal on Mac. Its not linux

kbotc,

But it is UNIX, which Linux is not.

possiblylinux127,

Horray? Linux is the defaco standard and protected under gpl

kbotc, (edited )

Go ask Red Hat for their sources.

EDIT: I’m a Linux Performance Engineer with 15 years under my belt and I use a Mac as my daily driver. Including when I gasp interface with Linux computers because it’s always a combination of ssh and configuration management of some form. Telling me that Mac users don’t use vim is, on its face, one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard. It’s a text based interface. I could do it with Windows, but I’m faster on Macs.

BartsBigBugBag,

Esc, then :q-t

buedi,

Why do people just don’t ESC :x? Do I miss something when not using q!?

forwardvoid,

:x also writes (same as :wq). :q! is force quit. If you accidentally made changes then :q will give an error and :x will write those changes. So :q! Is you safest bet if you need to gtfo.

buedi,

Now that you write it… I use :q! all the time but I did not realize. I guess that is just muscle memory :-)

Morphit,
@Morphit@feddit.uk avatar

ZQ / ZZ ftw.

Clusterfck,

Or just use nano and have a built in cheat sheet

Edit: I just realized nano is the gen z text editor for Linux…

rikudou,
@rikudou@lemmings.world avatar

I’ve used it before gen z was a thing, so no.

AffineConnection,

I have sent emails with “:w” on at least one occasion.

starman,
@starman@programming.dev avatar

Or ZZ, more simple and immediately after typing it you start hearing random ZZ Top song.

swab148,

Me hoping it’s “Waiting for the Bus”

Damn, “Legs” again.

RickRussell_CA,
@RickRussell_CA@lemmy.world avatar

Driving While Blind

WhiteRice,

:q!

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