Poor doggo..
There’s a bat too, if you look for it
MurdoMaclachlan, 
Image Transcription: Meme
In Unix there is a “man” command and a “cat” command…
[Image of a black dog with a white throat and floppy ears that hang limply, sitting by a bed. Their mouth is downturned and their round, sad eyes look up.]
so why no “dog” command???
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Kata1yst, 
Good human.
BearPear, 
You are awesome
bulwark, Here ya go: www.linode.com/docs/…/use-dog-linux-dns-client/
Or just alias CAT to DOG
magic_lobster_party, Don’t forget to also alias tac to god when you do it
Bombastic, Updog
xrtxn, whats updog??
glassyoghurtsipper, Livin’ the dream dog, just livin’ the dream. What’s up with yourself?
darvocet, GOTTEM!
SzethFriendOfNimi, <span style="color:#323232;">find /what/s* updog </span>
foggy, This joke is for <1% of the world population.
Obi, 
Well, I have no idea what the commands do but I still enjoyed the joke.
rikudou, 
Man = manual. Not sure what cat stands for but it prints the content of a file to the terminal (command line).
feddylemmy, I believe it stands for concatenate.
rikudou, Right, I always forget it can do more than just print file contents. Well, not planning on remembering it tomorrow.
elscallr, 
cat file1 file2 > file3=> the contents of bothfile1andfile2concatenating their contents intofile3
quaddo, I learned it long ago as “catenate”.
checks Google
Yep, seems to fit.
aliyss, 
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foggy, Yeah, they’re mostly cat people.
d_k_bo, This community is for <1% of the world population.
Rozauhtuno, 
`There’s also cowsay```
<span style="color:#323232;"> ^^
</span><span style="color:#323232;"> (oo)_______
</span><span style="color:#323232;"> () )/
</span><span style="color:#323232;"> ||----w |
</span><span style="color:#323232;"> || ||`
</span>
LaggyKar, 
And no
womancommand
blake, 
alias woman=man
Equal rights
Enekk, There is actually woman pages if you have Emacs installed (which used to be the norm). It stands for WithOut Man Pages: www.gnu.org/software/emacs/manual/…/woman.html
bitterb, There is also mutt
Quill7513, Well there is
zupdog
patchk, What’s zupdog?
Quill7513, Nm, u?
recapitated, Wait til dog learns about ‘man tail’
bappity, 
what about a woman command :(
marche_ck, Manual in womenspeak?
tetra, 
<span style="color:#323232;"># dnf whatprovides '/usr/*bin/dog' </span><span style="color:#323232;">sheepdog-1.0.1-19.fc38.x86_64 : The Sheepdog distributed storage system for KVM/QEMU </span><span style="color:#323232;">Repo : fedora </span><span style="color:#323232;">Matched from: </span><span style="color:#323232;">Filename : /usr/bin/dog </span>
EpicFailGuy, 
@tetra
@glassyoghurtsipper
You absolute madman ... I should have known better ... we use this micro service in our appliance at work
Draghetta, There is though
MossBear, Sudog…it gives the user permissions over the universe.
Drakulad3a, Well this exists…
21Cabbage, “if you look for it” see some of y’all have obviously never flashed new ROMs onto their phone.
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