Poor doggo..

recapitated, 10 months ago

Wait til dog learns about ‘man tail’

21Cabbage, 10 months ago

“if you look for it” see some of y’all have obviously never flashed new ROMs onto their phone.

LaggyKar, 10 months ago

And no woman command

blake, 10 months ago

alias woman=man
Equal rights

Enekk, 10 months ago

There is actually woman pages if you have Emacs installed (which used to be the norm). It stands for WithOut Man Pages: www.gnu.org/software/emacs/manual/…/woman.html

lefixxx, 10 months ago

aren’t there dns related commands called dog and doggo

maeries, 10 months ago

Everyone asks whois but no one asks whois a good boy

slazer2au, 10 months ago

Are you thinking of the Dig commands?

018118055, 10 months ago

biff is named after a dog

bitterb, 10 months ago

There is also mutt

MossBear, 10 months ago

Sudog…it gives the user permissions over the universe.

foggy, 10 months ago

This joke is for <1% of the world population.

Obi, 10 months ago

Well, I have no idea what the commands do but I still enjoyed the joke.

rikudou, 10 months ago

Man = manual. Not sure what cat stands for but it prints the content of a file to the terminal (command line).

feddylemmy, 10 months ago

I believe it stands for concatenate.

rikudou, 10 months ago

Right, I always forget it can do more than just print file contents. Well, not planning on remembering it tomorrow.

elscallr, 10 months ago

cat file1 file2 > file3 => the contents of both file1 and file2 concatenating their contents into file3

quaddo, 10 months ago

I learned it long ago as “catenate”.

checks Google

Yep, seems to fit.

aliyss, 10 months ago

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foggy, 10 months ago

Yeah, they’re mostly cat people.

d_k_bo, 10 months ago

This community is for <1% of the world population.

Drakulad3a, 10 months ago

Well this exists…

bappity, 10 months ago

what about a woman command :(

marche_ck, 10 months ago

Manual in womenspeak?

tetra, 10 months ago

<span style="color:#323232;"># dnf whatprovides '/usr/*bin/dog'                                                                                                                             
</span><span style="color:#323232;">sheepdog-1.0.1-19.fc38.x86_64 : The Sheepdog distributed storage system for KVM/QEMU
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Repo        : fedora
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Matched from:
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Filename    : /usr/bin/dog
</span>

EpicFailGuy, 10 months ago

@tetra

@glassyoghurtsipper

You absolute madman ... I should have known better ... we use this micro service in our appliance at work

NegativeLookBehind, 10 months ago

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MurdoMaclachlan, 10 months ago

Image Transcription: Meme

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In Unix there is a “man” command and a “cat” command…

[Image of a black dog with a white throat and floppy ears that hang limply, sitting by a bed. Their mouth is downturned and their round, sad eyes look up.]

so why no “dog” command???

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Kata1yst, 10 months ago

Good human.

BearPear, 10 months ago

You are awesome

Rozauhtuno, 10 months ago

`There’s also cowsay```

<span style="color:#323232;"> ^^
</span><span style="color:#323232;"> (oo)_______
</span><span style="color:#323232;"> () )/
</span><span style="color:#323232;"> ||----w |
</span><span style="color:#323232;"> || ||`
</span>

Quill7513, 10 months ago

Well there is zupdog

patchk, 10 months ago

What’s zupdog?

Quill7513, 10 months ago

Nm, u?