The Aliens did a little trolling
pinkdrunkenelephants, I would 100% read this book
Evotech, I’m wait for the Netflix show
Dozzi92, 
They will release one episode a month to milk your $99 per month introductory rate. The runtime will be 21 minutes with 39 minutes of ads interspersed.
pinkdrunkenelephants, And then we will pirate it and once again experience joy
Dozzi92, I’m halfway there, except my wife wants me to procure nonsense shows, and so I’m stuck between supporting Netflix or supporting my wife’s love for trash TV.
1847953620, Tell her pirates don’t tend to have bad taste in shows
1847953620, ew
Atlas_, I vote to be rid of rat race
TheEighthDoctor, I think they would say, “Ok you all voted for synonyms of human race so lets start the killing”
melooone, Products and services that hide/remove that tattoo would skyrocket. Tattoo removal places would probably become super rich.
Smokeydope, 
I’m willing to bet that the ayylmaos would be smart enough to think of that and make it somehow permanent like nanomachine pigments imbedded in your brain that re-emerges on the skin eventually or smthn
Smoogs, that is kind of what is happening anyways. At best the aliens just provided an intermission.
Imgonnatrythis, Aliens observing will think this already happened here. The chaos is real presently. I’m checking this off list of things to worry about.
pinkdrunkenelephants, The ruling class literally has been doing that for centuries…
Etterra, Can I write in “mosquitos” for extermination, or is it a multiple choice ballot?
Krackalot, I would pick ticks first myself. Those guys are assholes.
unoriginalsin, Afar Lizard people. I know they don’t exist, you knows they don’t exist and anyone who thinks they exist will not view me as their enemy.
TheEntity, Afar And even if they exist but hide, the aliens will purge them if we vote for them, so we can get rid of them preemptively. It's a win-win!
unoriginalsin, Afar See? Even you are my ally!
Damaskox, 
Interesting!
Could be a fun read if it became a book!
Evilsmiley, Everyone who chose to purge the aliens are going to start a goddamn crusade
kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E, I have read twice to understand how humans are supposed to know alien species and why that’s important
NaibofTabr, I vote for eliminating the greyhound race
Hank, Ah you mean racing. For a moment I wanted to argue that it's more humane to eradicate pugs due to their miserable health problems.
Kecessa, Remove “the” and add an s to race to make it clear what you’re talking about :)
Kolanaki, 
I vote to get rid of the Indy 500!
TCGM, 
Mosquitoes. Definitely those fuckers.
dingleberry, Velvet hippo lovers not gonna like me.
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