Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Guess I’m post-racism because my first thought was “mosquitoes”.

SuperSaiyanSwag,

Mine was NASCAR

Woht24,

Aren’t you fucking enlightened.

HonoraryMancunian,

…race of mosquitoes?

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

After some research prompted by your comment I think my French/ignorance might be showing, as the correct word would be species.

BluesF,

Is the word for race & species in French the same? Just trying to understand the mix-up!

Obi, (edited )
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

No I don’t even really have that excuse because we do have the word “espèce” which would be the direct translation of species, but I think in every day language people would use them a bit interchangeably. For example also breeds of dogs we call races.

yukichigai,
@yukichigai@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Fuck yeah Mosquito Genocide crew!

Chariotwheel,

There is only one race.

[writes down "humans" on ballot]

Decoy321,

False. There is also 3-legged.

SonnyVabitch,
Wild_Mastic,

mastodong map right there

NPC,

Don’t believe this map. You don’t have to have 16+ cm to be a legend

SonnyVabitch,

It’s self reported, so Hungarians have the largest of one of two things.

user224,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Oh! Centimeters. Yeah, that makes a lot more sense.

For some reason the only 2 measurements on my mind were inches and millimeters.

SonnyVabitch,

Both could be bad news depending on which end of it you are.

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

french propaganda

Etterra,

We’re not playing Sons of the Forest over here.

CarbonIceDragon,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

I mean, in this scenario we’ve established that there’s at least one alien species as well.

Natanael,

But does it have subraces of the species?

(technically there are no human races in biological terms, by the way, there’s not enough difference)

Scubus,

Is rich a race?

themeatbridge,

If I had to choose a race to be eliminated to get the alien tech, I’d go with potato sack. Some people might miss it, but I feel like it’s time to let that one go.

JackbyDev,

I agree. The three legged race is too much of a classic. The feeling of flow state when you and your partner get moving quick is too good. Sack races never feel fun. Just painful.

Sigh_Bafanada,

Potato sack > 400m, change my view

BluesF,

Agree 100% I embarrassed myself thoroughly in the sack race as a child and would like all future examples banned.

satans_crackpipe,

Human race 💪

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

we have a thinker

ninjan,

While saying, “stupid assholes there are no proper races of humans just color variations”.

Etterra,

Human “races” are Functionally more closely related to dog breeds than anything else, but far less extreme in variation of features.

A chihuahua is more different compared to a great dane than you are from any other ethnicity of fellow human.

effward,
@effward@lemmy.world avatar

Who is downvoting this??

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Downvotes aren’t real. People use bots to downvote each other all the time here so why would you take them seriously?

SpaceNoodle,

Found the asshole who uses bots to downvote people

pinkdrunkenelephants,

How was I downvoted just now, then? 🤔

SpaceNoodle,

Guess you need more bots.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Seriously? You’re that mad at me for telling the truth? For all I know, you’re using bots to downvote me and try to get revenge against me on the internet.

You need to touch grass so bad.

SpaceNoodle,

Maybe you’re actually the bot, since you clearly lack a sense of humor.

HonoraryMancunian,

Chihuahuas

HawlSera,

Yeah I am not voting.

If they were really a benevolent species, they wouldn’t play this mind game to begin with.

gearheart,

This says more about humanity than the aliens.

Meowoem,

Well it might make perfect sense from their perspective, there might be a million alien species on the galactic council who all agree they don’t want to deal with a species that won’t purge at least one race.

It’s unlikely but possible, we have literally no way of knowing or really guessing anything about how an alien race or empire might think. They might be shocked and confused we don’t kill our enemies children, bemused that we ended slavery, disgusted that we don’t torture criminals for sport…

An even scarier thought is that we might agree with them in a hundred or thousand years, it seems impossible to imagine but to me it seems impossible to imagine slavery was ever a thing or that they put criminals heads on pikes for everyone to see.

hydrospanner,

Wouldn’t they?

Maybe shit like that is the kind of wake up call our species would need to finally get us on the path to a post-race society.

Maybe they know we need a bit of a nudge and they decided they’d be the one to give it to us.

HawlSera,

Look if Covid-19 wasn’t an effective enough wake up call, I don’t think anything will be.

Pretty sure this is just going to start off a race war

phx,

There’d be a 180° and people would start claiming that the political leaders were controlling the aliens rather than the other way around

Varan1,

They sound Abrahamic as fuck

phx,

I’d try and convince them that politicians are a race…

ntma,

I’d vote for cumskins

Persen,

No offense to chinease people, but I would say them, because their economy could starve everybody else.

smollittlefrog,

If you’re worried about Chinese economy damaging your own, just stop trading with China.

Oh wait, your economy depends on forced cheap labour

jarfil,

No problem, India has more slaves people already anyway.

MindSkipperBro12,

Sweatshops are unironically a good thing for developing nations, it helped develop China and soon with Southeast Asia.

XEAL,

pedantic_mode 1

As there’s only one race, I guess everyone who chose anything but none gets the human race symbol (???) tattoed on their face. Still would be fun to see who chose to have other humans killed.

Now, if the OP in 4chan meant ethnicity, that’s a different story.

pedantic_mode 0

lol3droflxp,
@lol3droflxp@kbin.social avatar

pedantic_mode 1

The definition of “race” varies widely between different demographics and contexts. In a biological context which you seem to be insinuating, “race” is either nonsensical or an ancient synonym for species.

pedantic mode 0

Karyoplasma,

pedantic_mode 1

You forgot the underscore in your off-switch.

pedantic_mode 0

jarfil,

pedantic_mode 1

You didn’t need to enable it again, since they forgot to disable it.

pedantic_mode 0

pinkdrunkenelephants,

I legit question why people should be morally condemned for choosing to have others killed. It’s too important a survival mechanism to just dismiss with morality like that, and claiming it’s wrong violates the human right to freedom of thought. Humans are allowed to hate each other. They’re allowed to want negative things, even to have others killed.

The premise itself is self-defeating because it uses the act of labeling people who make a choice to be targeted for violence and death to defeat the concept of doing so. Its use legitimizes the practice even to criticize it. Humans have to select other people to be targeted for violence because it’s ultimately the only effective way to regulate behavior and enforce social norms, and refusing to do so destroys societies.

People need to stop judging others on their thoughts and feelings and start focusing on their actions.

AllHailTheSheep,

my choice would prob be a 15k. at that point I’ll just do a half marathon, thanks.

teuast,

how about the Abu Dhabi Tour? A week-long stage race on the least interesting terrain on the planet. The first stage frequently has a finishing straight that’s 60k long.

TrickDacy, (edited )

I blocked the 4chan assholes multiple times yet they still make it to my feed

Edit: maybe you downvoters can explain what there is about 4chan to not-hate?

far_university1990,
TrickDacy,

Fair enough, but 2010 was a long time ago

Krauerking,

Hey I’ll downvotes you too and explain a little.

First of all, not helpful to any conversation. You just want to announce to everyone your personal issues. Cool. No one cared. Downvotes.

Secondly. There is plenty to hate about 4chan but why curated snippets? It’s an old school anonymous forum that is chaos trapped in a site. In all of that is occasionally interesting discussions, art, and insightful looks at the human condition. And racism and horribleness.
It’s Like saying you hate corn so you don’t drink any juice, don’t use gasoline, don’t drink vodka or whiskey. It’s a lot of things, but here someone has curated a snippet of the chaos they found interesting. It no longer is 4chan but just a piece of something.
If you don’t like this idea then sure whatever but it’s no more 4chan than this is a text to you.

This is a conversation starter.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Nah, it’s still a part of 4chan whether you think it’s interesting or not.

Krauerking,

Yeah and ethanol is basically corn on the cob and Caitlyn Jenner is still Bruce. Nothing ever changes and everything is exactly what it was. That’s why you are just a clump of cells with only a mouth and and asshole apparently.

TrickDacy,

Your analogy is trash.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Oh really? That screenshot is not a 4chan post? Where did it come from, then?

Krauerking,

Yeah I’m not gonna fight with you just because you want it. Your demons are yours. I don’t want any part.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Upvoted, that’s exactly what I want, thank you. Go away now

Karyoplasma,

Humans are deuterostomes, so if you go further back, the first hole that forms from a zygote will later be the asshole.

Krauerking,

Thank you! I couldn’t remember if people started out as just assholes, but I thought they did, but I went a bit further into the development of the zygote figured it was about the same. It’s a much better burn when I actually remember that.

Always fun when you got to remember advanced biology throwing out insults that can get you punched in the face.

oldGregg,

So?

pinkdrunkenelephants,

It’s what was up for dispute, pay attention

oldGregg,

Says who?

TrickDacy,

No, it’s just 4chan. If it was ever published to 4chan, it is forever associated with the worst part of humanity. Full stop.

You like that. Cool.

I say fuck that.

Also your analogy is shit.

tweeks,

Can I select all races?

kamehameherp,

Why do i hear rumbling

STUPIDVIPGUY,

yeah im gonna have to go with the human race

kameecoding,

my answer is the same as bill burr’s, people who go on cruises, nothing of value is lost

Kusimulkku,

This is Finnish genocide

hesusingthespiritbomb,

The result would be a genocide, but this time you can identify the jews by not having a star of david anywhere on their body.

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