empireOfLove,
@empireOfLove@lemmy.one avatar

Green

I can handle being the weird dude that takes super loud shits in public bathrooms. That’ll just make people leave me alone.
I can’t handle making my girlfriend feel like shit every time we’re intimate. That would be debilitating to our relationship.

Kusimulkku, (edited )

I’d take *red, easy. I’d just explain that it’s just a thing that happens once and I’d be set.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

also like… many people already live with it lmao

the absolute state of people’s digestive health

Kusimulkku,

Whoops I meant red. I’d explain the crying thing to my wife once and be done with it.

ratz30,

Green will quickly result in having no girlfriend though, unless you come up with some scheme to allow you to never poop in the same building as her.

empireOfLove,
@empireOfLove@lemmy.one avatar

I don’t mind a bit of construction work. Wouldn’t be hard to tear down the drywall in the bathroom and pack the stud walls with Rockwool soundproofing insulation. And also swap the door out for a double-thickness solid core sound-deadening door with a sealing sweep. That’s like a couple weekend’s worth of work max.

Also she is an absolute saint and would probably be fine dealing with it to stay with me.

Kusimulkku,

Or you explain it

chaotic_disorganizer,

Red

Added bonus: I’ll never cry.

Obonga,

Sometimes i wonder whether people are just joking or if there are really so many sex starved people out there.

Anomalous_Llama,

The absolute state of the people in this thread

Slovene,

There’s a lot of us. Extreme shyness and such. Doesn’t matter how cute and handsome you are, if you’re too chickenshit to go talk to the girl smiling at you from across the bar. It’s also difficult to know if she’s really into you, she could just be Canadian. :D And then you have all the incels whom I really don’t understand. But they have a whole subreddit, if you wanna go take a dip in the cesspool.

Todesschnitzel,

Yes!

abracaDavid,

I already scream when I poop. It’s not that big of a deal.

Pistcow,

Wife in the other room: Are you ok!?

Me: Just prayin’

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

ooAAAAAAAAAAA we’re halfway there

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

livin on a prayer

FUCKRedditMods,

Jokes on you, I do both

vivadanang,

that’s my superpower.

robocall,

I guess cry profusely after sex because I never get any

Mandarbmax,

During.

smotherlove,

Jokes on you, I’m into that shit.

tourist,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

Same

Option may as well have been “lose an eyelash every time you get elected president of Uzbekistan”

TheWanderer,

Same! Virgins ASSEMBLE 💪

😭

Slovene,

… at a brothel

Jean_le_Flambeur,

So seither i embaress myself everytime i shit or nothing happens?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Embarrass? Dominate your dook dome. Yell with a nice, themly yell that says to everyone “that’s a shit that’s gonna take at least one flush”

Evil_Shrubbery,

I don’t remember clicking those both buttons at the same time … :|

DragonTypeWyvern,

I choose death

Klear,

Happy feast of Winter Veil!

ThatOneDudeFromOhio,

Poop scream would be fun.

Mr3Sepz,

Green.

There are ways to dampen and quiet down the screaming.
Since you probably always poop alone, you can use external tools and no one will know.

So green can with experimenting and time lead to almost no side effects.

MooseBoys,

Wait, you’re telling me poop screams aren’t normal?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

That’s just Tuesday for my cat

thefloweracidic,

Lol crying during sex can be cathartic

FlickeringScreens,

What if I already do this?

Mediocre_Bard,

Yes.

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