Rule 2
dylanTheDeveloper, 
Your rules suck
Gradually_Adjusting, 
To some, this would be a forgettable shitpost. To my five year old, a shabby library printout of this would be a prized possession.
Fuckin saved
volvoxvsmarla, Your kid will go to bed at 8 sharp like a clockwork
Rooty, Hoo boy, I sure love waking up a 3am.
rez_doggie, Worst buttpirate ever
Moc, SLEEP HYGIENE IS IMPORTANT MFERS
Ensign_Crab, I’ll stay up as long as I damned well please. I do what I want 'cause a pirate is free.
suckaduck, 
You are a pirate.
PaupersSerenade, 
WOLF PACK RULE NO 1: CRANK THAT HOG AWOOOOO
Napain, HECK YEAH!!!1?! ARROO
creditCrazy, 
Rule 3 you have to be awake after 9pm hence the picture poor soul hes only been getting 1 hour of sleep
Kolanaki, 
The rules are more like a set of guidelines. You’re not really beholden to them.
(Means ‘fuck you, I’m not going to bed.’)
Spliffman1, 
Going to bed is so juvenile
ivanafterall, 
Complaining about not wanting to go to bed is even more juvenile.
Kolanaki, We’re not complaining. We’re just not doing it.
ivanafterall, Now you're just pitching a tantrum.
Spliffman1, Your confusion has now become your illusion
jopepa, Capt. Skull N Crosseyes clarifies “Bedtime” is polite misnomer for the nightly boning.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, 
We’re gonna bone this turkey by sunrise or your pizza’s free.
Wait
I forget which job I’m at
jopepa, (edited ) Deee*bone this turkey. I know it’s a little overwhelming the Thanksgiving Deep dishes are a lot of work this time of year but worth it for the honor of wearing this Capt Crosseyes Morning Pizzeria apron and startin’ every day the Capt Crosseyes way.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, Aw fuck
jopepa, Save it for eight and take a rum break man you seem stressed
Kolanaki, Mmm… turkey pizza… 🤤
capt_wolf, 
The fuck it’s not! My wife let’s me stay up as long as I want!
…unless it’s a work night…
Spliffman1, Wut? I don’t even know rule 1
PlasticExistence, The first rule is: You don’t talk about Pirate Club!
hrimfaxi_work, 
And the third rule is: signal for at least two blinker flashes before changing lanes or braking so the people around you can respond accordingly.
creditCrazy, A very round about way of saying bmw drivers are not allowed to be pirates
Spliffman1, …
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, I don’t want to catch anyone not drinking
Spliffman1, (edited ) I’m drinking now… I mean hypothetically
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