Options!
MonkderZweite, It has some options missing.
Anticorp, Why can’t I make conceptual art in the woods?
Your odds of dying alone in the woods aren’t bad if you join the Army.
JesusRat, I’m not a part of your system
Omega_Jimes, Woods. I choose woods. 🪵 🪵 🪵
hydrospanner, Yeah, idk what it says about me that this choice seemed like a good deal.
When it’s time for me, an easy death surrounded by quiet and nature seems like the best way.
oehm, Is this the artist Don’t Fret?
at_an_angle, 
My lifelong goal is to become a legendary hermit in the mountains somewhere.
chicken, If you’re legendary people will keep making the hike to bother you tho
hydrospanner, Hey, just because you’re destined to die alone in the woods doesn’t mean you can’t help the interlopers to the same destiny…
aviationeast, Knocked out 3 of those. Now how to make conceptual art? Hmmmm.
ThatFembyWho, In the words of one of my favorite songs
“Death is when life turns into art”
MadBob, This is like a David Shrigley piece.
PrunesMakeYouPoop, Dying in the woods alone please.
Evil_Shrubbery, I’ll have the same, but like far enough from this person to still feel alone
Zekas, Aren’t you alone as soon as they finish dying?
Evil_Shrubbery, Ain’t nobody got time for that!!
GrammatonCleric, 
So, by using the word “include”, am I to assume that there are even more options beyond these few?
GenderNeutralBro, “Your options include and damn well are limited to…”
PunnyName, Can I just die right now? That’d be more convenient.
Evil_Shrubbery, No, go to the woods first, instructions are clear :D
PunnyName, Aww man.
FlyingSquid, 
God, anything but conceptual art…
paysrenttobirds, I think it’s more fun if you’re the one making it. Like jazz
Sabre363, I’ll make conceptual art alone in the woods, just like my father did after joining the army.
Cosmos7349, I’m sorry for your loss
ArmokGoB, Bob Ross was your dad?
Sabre363, I’m just a “happy” little accident
hardcoreufo, I’ll take doing alone in the woods. Really joining the army seems like the worst choice. Though I guess that depends on your father.
Franzia, … Conceptual art. My father may have been effeminate, but he wasn’t as feminine as I’m about to become.
wreckedcarzz, 
James May (voice): Hello.
Franzia, LMAO
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