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PrunesMakeYouPoop,

It sucks, because I want to buy this game, but I refuse to give WotC/Hasbro money, and I don't want to pirate it because I want to support Larian.
It really sucks.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

A lot of people say that, but it does fuck all for my hands and face, and I'm still breathing in cold ass air.

I have heat retention issues, not heat rejection issues.

Perhaps the grossest feeling I've ever experienced was while I was stationed near Chicago during the winter and my nose hairs were freezing inside my nose, all while bundled up in as many layers as possible.

Fuck the cold; I'd rather be in the heat.

That being said, extreme heat is still miserable.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

Only 6 fingers this time.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

Dying in the woods alone please.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

Profiting?

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

I mean, do they even enforce this? I flew spirit once, had a backpack and a messenger bag, and just boarded and flew. I mean, how could they possibly enforce this?

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

Thank you.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

That escalated quickly...

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

In actual DnD I've used it to pull people's pants down twice, once to break concentration and also to start a barroom brawl.
I've also used it to sneak in and tie people's shoe laces together, causing them to trip and go prone when we rushed them into combat.
Most useful cantrip ever.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

Very carefully. But it's not like you're really tying your shoes, so it ain't gotta be great, just good enough to make the mob trip.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

That is not necessarily true. People can and do change. Darth Vader was not born evil, after all.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

I'm into it.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

There are 7 elements that will naturally form covalent bonds with themselves.
Here is how to remember these diatomic elements:

(H)ave (N)o (F)ear (O)f (I)ce (Cl)old (Br)eer.
The Ice is solid, the beer is liquid, and everything else is a gas.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

Ratatat

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

I'd you're in the US you can use zip code.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

I'd eat it.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

God forbid I Google for information about anything that may be a product for sale, because all I'll get is shopping links. It's super annoying.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

Hot dogs in a can? That's disgusting. Enjoy your upvote.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

No, plastic because fuck the environment.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

No, plastic wrapped, because jars can be reused.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

As a dude who build wire harnesses, I absolutely loathe when people call them male/female.

There are plugs and receptacles, and pins and sockets.

Plugs plug into receptacles. Receptacles get plugged into by plugs.
Pins plug into sockets. Sockets get plugged into by pins.

It can get very confusing when you have a receptacle with pins or a plug with sockets and some chode says something gender referenced, such as "the male end".
Ok, are you talking about the plug? Nope, obviously they were talking about the receptacle, because it has pins, even though that's the end that gets plugged into.

So frustrating.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

Yes, but more specifically, it's an HD-15 connector.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

In the connector world, we call it mating. In my previous comment, I should have said "mates with" instead of "plugs into", but wanted to make it simple and abundantly clear.

"Interface with organic systems" I actively laughed at this. I find your phrasing way funnier than it should be. Thanks for the chuckle.

But yeah, every word is a made up word, so make one up?

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

That's a nice idea, but unfortunately physics has determined insertion to be the best way to guarantee a solid connection.
There are other alternatives, such as pogo pins, but those are less than ideal in many use-cases.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

May your jimmies remain unrustled.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

I'm using the internet.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

experts exchange dot com

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

Clear tape works really well, because the mouse will still work, but terribly.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,
  1. Wait until you have to fart while coworker is away from desk.
  2. Position sphincter directly above the tube in the office chair.
  3. Lower chair as far as it will go.
  4. Fart as you raise the chair as high as it will go, sucking the gassy shit particles into the tube.
  5. Walk away.
  6. Watch the carnage when coworker sits and lowers the chair.
PrunesMakeYouPoop,

Depends on the chair, I suppose. It definitely worked on the chairs I had in the US Navy back in 2006.
It doesn't matter though, you're still farting in their chair either way.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

I build satellites and actually enjoy my job. Sometimes I am disappointed when my 8 hours is up and I have to go home. What about those people?

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

I think definite exceptions would have to be made. For instance, some operations take more than 4 hours to complete, such as getting the satellite ready for install in the launch vehicle, or the work has to be done in a tight finite timeline, such as "you have 1 week to fully test, prep for launch, and install the satellite in the launch vehicle." Of course, these are edge cases.

With my personality, I feel like my work ethic would suffer since I'd spend so much more time at home than at work and I wouldn't want to do shit when I am actually there. I also think my skills would degrade, and I'd spend a lot of time trying to remember where I left off and what I was doing. Perhaps it's just my career, and other careers/jobs wouldn't have my issues.

I pride myself and my high work ethic, quality products, and kick-ass attitude, but I also need structure, routine, and discipline to function as an adult. When left to my own devices for too long, it all falls apart. Again, perhaps that's just me.

I won't turn down a bigger sack of money though. I do like money.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

Don't turn the iron up too hot.
Tin the wires first.
Flux everything. If you need to rework, add more flux. Flux boils/burns off fairly quickly, and the residue left behind is not flux.
Clean your work so you can inspect it.
If your wire insulation has a low melting temperature, 1: be quick about it, and 2: strip the wire shorter than you need, because It will creep back as you're tinning it.
Google for "NASA Soldering Spec" for instructions and pictures of what "perfect" looks like. All of the NASA specs are free public info.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

Dating is definitely a learning experience. Good luck dude!

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

I had problems with this, and I just stopped getting attached. It took 2-3 dates for me to get actually attached to my partner, even though all of our dates and conversations were super fun and I genuinely enjoyed her company.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

Learned that the hard way while stationed in Japan where their power is 50 Hz. The clock lost 10 minutes every hour.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

I really liked voat, and then the reddit exodus happened and poopy heads ruined it.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

I went back a few years ago to see if it had mellowed out... it did not.
Then I went back last year and it was gone.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

I use the sink or shower.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

It's funny how this wasn't a problem back in the days before customers were expected to act as unpaid employees.

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