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satan_6661, in BALDURS WOKE??

Balldong’s gate, changing the male ego since 2023

Sanctus, in BALDURS WOKE??
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

DailyMail get don’t mad about optional shit in a video game challenge (IMPOSSIBLE). Seriously, I turned the nudity off. Its one of the first things it asks you about.

chetradley,

The image appears to be faked using Daily Mail’s actual review of the game.

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Foiled again, nobody is immune to propoganda. Thank you, insightful lemming for stemming the tide of disinformation.

charles,
@charles@lemmy.world avatar

Respectfully, this is a circlejerk community.

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

No need to worry, I ensured I was jerking the nearest geometric shape when I commented.

Beryl, in BALDURS WOKE??

“Reportedly” ? How hard would it be to verify this claim ? Now that’s some investigative journalism !

Hyperreality,

They went blind while researching the game, so were unable to verify it definitively.

SendMeBakedBeans,

Their eyes got poked out

Swarfega,

Daily Mail is a trash newspaper in the UK. It should completely be ignored as being factual.

Pregnenolone,

It’s a trash newspaper everywhere

yA3xAKQMbq, in BALDURS WOKE??

”””””reportedly“““““

Tb0n3, in BALDURS WOKE??

Do the gender change potions not work completely? What MtF would want to keep their dick that causes dysphoria. Women do not have dicks.

kmkz_ninja,

Maybe they just want to be a chick with a dick? Not a fully presenting woman?

Hyperreality, (edited )

Dick with a chick. A 6ft6 muscular and anthropomorphic barbarian penis with a 10 inch barbarian lady where you'd expect the dick to be.

IGuessThisIsForNSFW,

Goddammit I JUST put away my drawing tablet. Now I gotta pull it back out

optissima,

Some women do have dicks, and some MtF don’t get dysphoria from their dicks. We’re not a monolith.

Hyperreality,

We’re not a monolith.

A phalic obelisk?

Sharpiemarker,

😏

Cybersteel,

Make us whole again

Tb0n3,

Lol no. Women don’t have dicks. I won’t change my mind on that one. And if you don’t get dysphoria you’re not actually trans.

Poob,

You could have just opened with this, and then we could have all ignored you

Sharpiemarker,

Lol this entire thread is gold

Primarily0617,

why do you choose to be a weird little goblin person on the internet?

Tb0n3,

I’m the normal one.

Primarily0617,

idk how normal it is to be perpetually obsessed with what's in somebody else's pants

Sharpiemarker,

Better than IRL I guess?

AtomicPurple,
@AtomicPurple@kbin.social avatar

And if you don’t get dysphoria you’re not actually trans.

Even if this statement was correct (it's not BTW), there would still be women with dicks who have no desire to get them removed, due to how much dysphoria varies. Physical dysphoria is only one type of dysphoria among several, and even with physical dysphoria, there's no guarantee that it will apply to one's genitals specifically.

I'm nonbinary, and the majority of dysphoria I experience is social. I find many of the gender roles and social norms applied to my AGAB confusing and distressing to participate in. I do have some physical dysphoria as well, but it mostly pertains to body hair. Frankly, I like my penis and have no desire to get rid of it.

Either educate yourself on the various ways gender dysphoria can manifest, or kindly fuck off.

robbotlove, in BALDURS WOKE??

Baldurs Gate, you had my curiosity … but now you have my attention.

Borkingheck, in BALDURS WOKE??

This whole headline must be so confusing for its reader.

StarServal, in BALDURS WOKE??
@StarServal@kbin.social avatar

Is it because female body types in this game are smaller than males but the penis size remains the same, so they only appear larger?

Primarily0617,

on the feminine body models they get measured in girl inches

ArcaneSlime,

Or is it because the devs are (secretly?) huge fans of futa?

Cybersteel,

Yes. A fat person penis will look smaller despite being the same size as another who is normal.

Chariotwheel, in BALDURS WOKE??

What?! I just wanted to have sex with a bear, and now I find out abouy depravity like this?!

Brub, in BALDURS WOKE??

Damn women be having fat cocks fr.

Roundcat, in BALDURS WOKE??
@Roundcat@kbin.social avatar

This reads like a parody article.

samus12345,
@samus12345@sh.itjust.works avatar

The headline is made up, but it’s impossible to tell whether it’s a joke or designed to manufacture outrage.

teft, in BALDURS WOKE??
@teft@startrek.website avatar

Larger in size or larger in number of options?

a1mlezz,

Yes

teft,
@teft@startrek.website avatar
GreenMario, in BALDURS WOKE??

Lol can’t handle the tiefling barbarian Futa cock, huh? Pathetic.

Rai,

Whoa. I thought you just described my lady, but she’s a futa Tiefling Druid.

FlyingSquid, in BALDURS WOKE??
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

How and why did someone even figure this out?

Overzeetop,

I guarantee they were “thinking of the children” while fondling their character’s options.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Speaking only for myself, I made sure to look at all the races naked when creating my character.

AmberPrince,
@AmberPrince@kbin.social avatar

Does the Dragonborn have an option for a cloaca?

Mongostein,

Can I get a cloaca on a human? That’s the customizability I really want.

teft,
@teft@startrek.website avatar

Can i get wind chimes like Derek Hostetler?

loudWaterEnjoyer,
@loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Why do you look like me

Borkingheck,

It has been well known for a while that BG allows modification to genitalia. It isn’t woke bashing enough to say, BG allows someone to make a trans character. Their base doesn’t give a fuck about someone playing a computer game but add in the extra feminist shtick about larger penis size and boy howdy, that’s some wedge issue cultural war bullshit to flog clicks.

Hyperreality,

It's some wedge issue culture war bullshit that'll ultimately help sell more copies of Baldur's Gate.

orbitz,

I think it’s awesome that we can create characters from marginalized people in current society, when people get used to something it becomes normal and accepted. It’s a good thing, not some wedge issue. We need to be more accepting of people that do nothing but be themselves as long as it’s not trying to push down others.

Borkingheck,

Most definitely. The thing with BG delivery of the opportunity to create marginalised characters is that it was largely done without fanfare, it’s just an option.

That’s exactly what angry gammons say they want, so the papers are trying to stir the pot with this absurd female dick angle.

samus12345, in BALDURS WOKE??
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Republicans always roll 1 on perception checks.

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