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thebardingreen, in Every planet in our solar system explained
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FTFY: Every planet in our solar system explained at a 5th grade level by probably ChatGPT.

thessnake03,

Our solar system is home to eight planets:

Mercury Mars Uranus Venus Jupiter Neptune Earth Saturn

Only a psycho would order it like that

kalkulat, in Astronomers Spot a Disk Orbiting a Star in Another Galaxy For The First Time Ever
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Aw shucks, for ‘disc’ I read ‘planet’. And ‘Large Magellanic Cloud’ is a close neighbor. But hey, it’s a start.

Ghyste, in Astronomers Spot a Disk Orbiting a Star in Another Galaxy For The First Time Ever

Discworld is real! Need better resolution to see Atuin and the elephants.

smuuthbrane, in Astronomers Spot a Disk Orbiting a Star in Another Galaxy For The First Time Ever
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Tease, had me thinking they’d found a Type II civilization.

StealThisComment, in Enormous planet discovered around tiny star could break our understanding of solar system formation

You’re telling me they discovered an “ultra-cool dwarf star” and didn’t immediately name it Dinklage?

KinNectar, in James Webb telescope reveals 'nursery' of 500,000 stars in the chaotic heart of the Milky Way
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TubeTalkerX, in China's Mars Lander Detects Subsurface Geometrical Shapes in Scientific First

Start the Reactor Quaid….

DavidGarcia, in China's Mars Lander Detects Subsurface Geometrical Shapes in Scientific First

isn’t any shape a geometrical shape? title could have been “China’s Mars Lander Detects Subsurface Thingy”

AstridWipenaugh, in China's Mars Lander Detects Subsurface Geometrical Shapes in Scientific First

saying they identified irregular polygonal wedges located at a depth of about 35 meters all along the robot’s journey.

So like a spaceship graveyard from the Great Star War of 4990 BC?

DigitalTraveler42,

More like cave systems or even continental outlines most likely.

Syldon, in Astronomers discover six planets orbiting a nearby sun-like star
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eran_morad, in Astronomers discover six planets orbiting a nearby sun-like star

Way to bury the lede. What’s remarkable here is that the orbits are resonant.

JohnDClay, in Moon’s scientifically important sites could be ‘lost forever’ in mining rush

Here’s a great video by Cody’s Lab on the subject. Namely, there could be frozen microbes from Earth’s distant past in the permanately shadowed craters since the moon is so much more stable than earth.

youtu.be/8c_4ilhM0wc

Rozz, in SpaceX rockets keep tearing blood-red 'atmospheric holes' in the sky, and scientists are concerned

…not a threat to humanity

Well that’s good at least

Player2, in SpaceX rockets keep tearing blood-red 'atmospheric holes' in the sky, and scientists are concerned

‘scientists are concerned’ and ‘atmospheric holes’ implies something a bit scarier than a short light phenomenon to me, bad headline

Cethin,

Bad headline for the consumer, good headline for the increasingly shitty fear-based media that is trying to get you to click.

notfromhere, in SpaceX rockets keep tearing blood-red 'atmospheric holes' in the sky, and scientists are concerned

This article is a big nothing burger.

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