Chickenstalker,

Why, I do a pre-drive 100 points checklist, starting with the right wheel lug nut…

PowerGloveSoBad,

Might need to add a few more points to the list if there’s only one lug nut on that single right wheel

indepndnt,

Right front or right rear?

FreshProduceAndShit,

Dude he’s clearly talking about a motorcycle

dirtySourdough,

Telling someone that I’m on my way. Finding music to listen to. Figuring out what my next errand is or checking if I have anymore errands.

livus,
@livus@kbin.social avatar

Bonding with the vehicle on a spiritual level so that we can move as one.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Car: check engine light turns on

“well fuck you, too”

Death_Equity,

How many times does the judge have to tell you? Stop masturbating in the car.

SatyrSack,

Moya is not yet ready to leave the Applebee’s parking lot.

qooqie,

Make sure to please the machine spirit and anoint it in oil!

livus,
@livus@kbin.social avatar

Regular offerings!

theworstshepard,

Adjust seat from when my husband used it. Adjust mirror from when my short husband moved it Put laptop bag down into the passenger footwell Fish can of drink out of my bag and put it in the holder Put phone into holder, turn on Bluetooth Turn of Bluetooth speaker Connect car Bluetooth if it hasn’t happened automatically Choose podcast or music Seatbelt on Set wipers if needed Pull away! Takes a minute, roughly

Bytemeister,

Waiting for the engine to warm up a bit? Centering myself and dealing with distractions before I drive. Mapping out my egress routes and bailout locations after eliminating the parties specified in the verbal contract? All normal things you are supposed to do before you drive.

pastermil,

How about making sure I don’t hit anything on my way out?

pixeltree,

Waiting for my old phone to get ready to navigate and play music

BellaDonna,

Setting up music, navigation, and letting it defrost

PepperTwist,

Letting the oil circulate for a bit, adjusting fan-settings, A/C, selecting music etc. If it’s wintertime I let the car warm up for a while while I scrape the windows.

Reverendender,

“People of Lemmy that are not the same way as me: Why are you the way that you are? Any answers must come with justification.”

1984,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

Questions like these is why this community exists though.

It’s interesting to read because I’m always quick in the car myself, I enjoy being quick to start and drive out.

Don’t care if others are different. Maybe they want to sit and watch their phone for a while. But it’s interesting to read about it.

Bahalex,

Perhaps it’s more of a “hey, parking is hard to come by in this neighborhood… I’ve been circling for a while and noticed that you got into your car and now I’m sitting here with my blinker on, blocking traffic, waiting for the spot to free up so I can park and get on with my day… what’s going on in there?”

watson387,
@watson387@sopuli.xyz avatar

You’re the asshole in that situation. Don’t expect that any parking place is yours until it’s empty, especially when you have no idea when the people actually parked in the space are leaving. You should never be blocking traffic waiting to park in an occupied space because you assume they’re leaving.

AquaTofana,

I understand this. At work parking is hella bad, so I routinely get to work over an hour early just for parking, and then most days I bring lunch or don’t eat because I don’t want to lose my parking during the day.

That being said, because I know parking sucks there, I’m extra quick when I do have to leave because I know the feeling of driving around looking for parking, becoming hopeless, and resigning to the quarter mile walk from the next closest available parking.

I’ve never understood the people who purposefully just sit there and stare at the person needing a parking spot in their rear view mirror waiting for them to leave. My dad does this, and I’m always just like “Aren’t you taking more time away from yourself now too just to stick it to someone else?”

bionicjoey,

I fucking hate bad-faith questions like this. OP doesn’t care about an answer, they are just ranting.

nevemsenki,

Waiting for everyone to buckle in. Even that one person in the back.

PowerGloveSoBad,

This. So often, folks feel too busy for even the easiest safety steps that keep everywait who are these people in my car it was empty a second ago

souperk,
@souperk@reddthat.com avatar

well, I usually roll a few cigarettes for the road, put directions on Google maps, and adjust my seating/coffee/whatever else I need to be comfortable. In total it takes a minute or two.

Duamerthrax,

Waiting for the glow plugs.

rigamarole,

Same, TDI life.

conciselyverbose,

Waiting for whoever is obnoxiously climbing up my ass to take my spot to leave.

fsxylo,

Taking a breather goddamn.

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