Papergeist, Infinite wishes
Alivrah, Fool! I wish for infinite wishes plus one!
sntx, inifinity + 1 = infinity
Try ℵ₁ wishes!
Alivrah, ℵ₁ +1! Gotcha!
Ejh3k, Max verstappen and Donald Trump both due in a head on car collision against each other.
Green Bay Packers never win another game.
To live a long and healthy life with my wife.
Squeak, Why Verstappen?
Ejh3k, Imagine how excellent this F1 season would have been without him?
Squeak, But then we wouldn’t have had 2021 which was amazing.
Ejh3k, Was it? Twisted rules for a final lap to decide the championship?
Was that really amazing?
Squeak, Yes. The whole season isn’t written off because of 1 lap. The season was amazing. The final lap was bullshit, but the season was one of the best.
The final lap also wasn’t on Max, that was ok Masi
ChairmanMeow, 
How is it Max’s fault everyone else sucks?
Ejh3k, Yeah… That’s it. 19 other drivers, including two other multi time world champions, all suck. You are right. I was wrong. Give me a second to open my mouth wide enough to accept Max’s thin, drink tube-like penis as you have
ChairmanMeow, Oh come off it, that was clearly a joke. But seriously, F1 is more than the race for P1. The current season wouldn’t be much more entertaining without him. Sure, he’s dominating at the front, but that’s only 1/20th of the race, everything that happens behind him is constantly in flux and plenty interesting to watch.
IOII19, What did Max ever do to you 😭
Ejh3k, He’s just a cunt.
HipsterTenZero, 
A monkeys paw mechanic for everyone in this thread except for me, the annullment of my own bodily needs (eg. sleep, food, water), and i dunno, maybe a cool rock
Everythingispenguins, You are later crushed by your cool rock. Not because of a monkey paw but everybody else is so mad they drop it on you.
ShitOnABrick, 
Haw haw reverse uno I use my monkey paw wish to wish the same upon to you also cool rock
FartsWithAnAccent, 
- Post scarcity society.
- Immortality.
- Infinite wishes.
oldGregg,
- Motivation to complete anything I decide to do.
- General happiness with life.
- Good health for my immediate family and I for 50 years.
Empricorn, I mean, you could have solved starvation and global peace, but those are nice too.
oldGregg, You’re welcome to solve those if you want.
Don’t highroad wishes.
TrenchcoatFullofBats, And always drink Bailey’s from a shoe
bloopernova, 
My own General Systems Vehicle complete with a holodeck lol.
Immortality via transfer of consciousness into permanent artificial bodies for me, my wife, and our dog.
All humans will become much more proactive and thus don’t put up with corporate or government bullshit.
pastaPersona, An Commodore 64, 7 million dollars, and a garbage can that never gets full
variants_of_concern, Every house needs an incinerator
metaStatic, and no one will ever need more than 64k of ram
agent_flounder, 
Best I can do is a C64 emulator …
I miss my first computer 😢
JUST_LET_ME_FAP, 
- A bottle that refills magically with the most delicious, cool, refreshing water
- Wolverine’s ability to regenerate any body part
- And invisibility cloak
BowserBasher, To own my own theme park in which the rides never break down so that everyone can enjoy it anytime.
£10 million. I think that’s more than enough to live off.
The ability to forget something at will so that I can experience something again for the first time.
firecat, Granted you now live in a loop experiencing the wish event until you die.
BodePlotHole, Wipe the student loan debt and I’ll donate the other two wishes to charity.
Seriously, fuck this six figures of bullshit.
TheBananaKing,
- Reduce atmospheric CO2 to pre-industrial levels
- Give me the ability to see/hear remote locations at will.
- Give me Jessica Jones style mind-control, but without needing to be physically present.
'scuse me while I go unfuck some shit.
gullible,
- To be able to convince anyone of anything, without reservations, whenever I choose
- That I can never be forcefully contained within any construct or vessel, allowing me to leave whenever I like and return as I please.
- Become a genie
- Iunno, whatever I feel like convincing the first person to rub my completely voluntary lamp to wish for.
JimboDHimbo,
- The ability to teleport anything anywhere (a few mfs would get to Mars wayy earlier than they thought)
- Wipe all debt and records of debt world wide
- Flips locs to the side and smiles world peace
E: #3 is needed to prevent #2 from causing mass chaos, and I’d be using #1 for at least 5 years before enacting #2 or #3.
captainlezbian, Fix the environmental and ecological collapse, end bigotry, the ability to shapeshift
Usernameblankface, 
A fully stocked r&d shop for me, that transportation infrastructure in the US would be consistently less car dependent in the future, and world peace.
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