AceFuzzLord,

First thing I would definitely wanna do is buy a nice house under my name (since I am still young) and move my parents and my older brother in with us so that we never have to worry about renting a home or apartment again. Obviously I’d have to do a shit ton of research into whether or not it’s an HOA controlled area, because if it is, I ain’t living there period.

Then I’d have to make sure we have it set up the way we want (without spending too much on furniture, decor, etcetera) so we could live comfortably enough.

After all that is done, I’d probably pay my way through college while also, knowing me, buying things I actually don’t need (like art commissions and a fursuit for my fursona).

Although, I’d probably give a good chunk of the money to my parents so they can get rid of any debt they have (and some to my brother for the same reason).

Also, back on the house buying thing, there is a good chance I might just look for one directly next to an HOA operated area that they don’t have any jurisdiction or control over in any way whatsoever just so that my house could be breaking all of their rules with nothing the shitty HOA could do without going to court and losing since they don’t have rights over the house or land.

Chainweasel,

Whatever the hell I wanted to do. Rich people don’t go to jail.

dan1101,
@dan1101@lemmy.world avatar

Pay off my house, pay off close friends and family houses, buy a bunch of land, buy cool cars, travel.

Andiloor,

I mean, with luck like that, I’d buy a lotto ticket

jordanlund,
@jordanlund@lemmy.one avatar

Pay off the mortgage and quietly live out the rest of my life, probably on the interest alone.

I_Miss_Daniel,
@I_Miss_Daniel@kbin.social avatar

Not tell anyone if possible. Big winnings are the way to ruin in most cases.

Caboose20,

I’d get a house for me and my family. Make sure my parents have a house that meets their needs as well. I’d hire a personal trainer to get in shape and take a few months off work while I figure out what to do next.

NABDad,

One thing I would do is keep working. Not because I love the job. I’d want to stay and keep working until someone pissed me off. Then, I’d rage quit!

I’ve always wanted to rage quit a job, but I’ve got too many responsibilities. It would be nice to be able to tell my boss to piss off.

raubarno,

Let’s be a bit more realistic, I won 1 000 000 €. I would donate most of the stuff:

  • Transfer 500k € to the National Bank of Ukraine;
  • Transfer 70k € to nonprofits in my city;
  • 30k € goes to spread the message of FOSS and Linux to Lithuania. That includes:
    • Establishing and maintaining a nation-wide open-source social network, primarily targeted for IT
    • Funding to FOSS projects in Lithuania (I don’t know any ATM, though)
  • 100k € goes to global IT non-profits, such as:
    • Wikipedia;
    • Lemmy and the Fediverse;
    • The Linux Foundation;
    • et cetera.

I am left with around 300k € that I’d use for myself.

Non-capital (leisure and hobby) (40k €):

  • I’d like to have some free time/make my close friends happy, so ~10k € for that.
  • Also, I’d like to travel to Japan, meet ZUN, have some alcohol-free beer with him. 10k € for that.
  • 10k € for travelling (leisure) across Europe (incl. attending FOSDEM).
  • Knowing myself, I’d really have some mad and stupid ideas appearing in my head, 10k € for that.

Capital/investing (260k €):

  • I’d definitely have to buy an accomodation in Kaunas or Vilnius (I hope it’s not Vilnius) if I’d like to continue my career in IT, so 100k € for that.
  • Education (in a period of 3 years) (10k €):
    • LFCS/LFCE courses
    • Advanced mathematics and algorithms courses
    • Professional soft skills training
  • 10k € is reserved for a black day, unused.
  • 15k € of non-profit network infrastructure (hosting FOSS projects) (incl. maintenance for 4 years)
  • 15k to have an individual for-profit business.
  • Distributed investing (90k €, incl. investor costs)
  • 20k is another buffer money for household expenses.
philluminati, (edited )

Kaunas or Vilnius (I hope it’s not Vilnius) if I’d like to continue my career in IT, so 100k € for that.

That’s cheap as fuck. Is it even realistic, and then you’re going to go back to work?

I’d really have some mad and stupid ideas appearing in my head, 10k € for that

How are you going to implement any mad ideas when you essentially have to return to your full time job to survive, once giving 5+ years of salary to Ukraine? Absolutely terrible plan here.

A better plan (in my opinon only) would be to buy the properlty you want, or put the whole 1m in a pension index fund, then immediately retire, taking a 50k per year salary for life (well based on historical average stock market return). Then living in people’s air bnb’s across Europe and Japan contributing to FOSS projects. 50k per year will pay for education, allow you to pay into charities and make FOSS donations depending on how you live.

raubarno,

once giving 5+ years of salary to Ukraine?

We have much smaller purchasing power here. Programmers’ salaries for Junior Developer are at around 20k to 30k a year in Lithuania and up to 50k a year for Senior developers, and this is only if you are really lucky.

DeltaTangoLima,
@DeltaTangoLima@reddrefuge.com avatar

Piss off the mortgage first, then sit for a bit and think about the rest.

stagen,
@stagen@feddit.dk avatar

Start handing out money left and right to those in need, anonymously, of course. Humanitarian organizations, environmental organizations, you name it.

Macaroni_ninja,
@Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world avatar

As one stand up comedian once said: the biggest issue is not what to do with the money, but how to keep it secret from the people around you

electrogamerman,

Honestly, nothing in my life would change. I would still go to my 9-5 job, then gym, then food, then sleep. But knowing I have a billion dollars in my bank account.

Thorny_Thicket,

Why do (presumeably) Americans always speak of 9 to 5? Is that the norm there? I work at construction and we work from 7 to 3:30

CohortCzort,

When I did construction it was 630 - 1930

9 to 5 is like office hours.

electrogamerman,

Im not American and I thought i have a 9-5 Job meant i have a normal job

raubarno,

Inflation goes brrr

ElmarsonTheThird,
@ElmarsonTheThird@feddit.de avatar

There is a comment on “that other site” that goes in detail about what to do. It starts with “You’re fucked” and shows that you really have to be careful who to trust and what to do to not be bankrupt in a few years. I’m on mobile and short on time, but it’s worth reposting here.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Disappear and never be heard from again.

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