rosymind,

“Stay away” with various methods given to understand the meaning of the words (images, signs, numbers, sounds, etc)

Flyberius,
@Flyberius@hexbear.net avatar

A really long pocket call

AllonzeeLV,

A history of all of our misdeeds and self-inflicted suffering, probably 1gb of compressed literature and 3gb of imagery and video, along with an Earnest plea:

Please if you are able, either teach us how to save us from ourselves, or be merciful and destroy us. Don’t let this self-inflicted carnage of we barely sapient creatures commit on one another due to lack of meaningful intellect or empathy continue.

Either take our hand and teach us as the confused, selfish, irrational children that we are, or just end this evolutionary mistake.

rebul,

We surrender.

GammaGames,

Undertale 😎

spacecowboy,

I’d send a small note saying “Please take me away from here.”

iAmTheTot,
@iAmTheTot@kbin.social avatar

4GB is an absolute fuck ton of text. Like, solid chunk of Wikipedia would fit in there.

sik0fewl,

If you were restricted to just 700MM words, what would you say?

qooqie,

Help. That’s it, that’s all I’d say

rgb3x3,

Probably just send them the encyclopedia brittanica

TonyTonyChopper,
@TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz avatar

the other day I learned you can download Wikipedia and it’s something like 50 GB of text plus 50 GB of pictures

MJBrune,

Nah, it’s 22 GB for just the current English version, text-only Wikipedia. Adding the media English current version only would be 140 GB (plus the 22 GB for the text). en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:MediaStatistics en.wikipedia.org/…/Wikipedia:Size_of_Wikipedia

So you could do text-only Wikipedia and probably compress it. Maybe drop a few thousand of the articles that don’t matter or are stubs. Drop all the entertainment articles, etc.

rgb3x3,

Drop all the entertainment articles, etc.

Or send only the entertainment articles. Why wouldn’t the aliens want to hear about the life and exploits of Leonardo DiCaprio?

B0rax,

A few years ago (~2010) I had the entire German Wikipedia on my 8gb iPod touch. It was only about 4gb in size without media.

BruceTwarzen,

So you send them text that they can't read?

murmelade,

Surely Wikipedia exists in Klingon already?

iAmTheTot,
@iAmTheTot@kbin.social avatar

I don't think you appreciate how much text you can fit into 4GB. The first entire gigabyte could be dedicated to various means of translation and explaining our language system, and you'd still have a 500 million words left after that.

ShadowCatEXE,
@ShadowCatEXE@lemmy.world avatar

You can also get 2-3 movies worth with 4gb depending on its length and quality. Maybe even more.

Pantherina,
@Pantherina@feddit.de avatar

So they need to understand our colors, video codecs, displays, sound, and so much more?

sour,
@sour@kbin.social avatar

bill wurtz history of the world

foggy,

I would first find some big names from the demo scene and say “I am not worthy, let these folks do it” and anyone who disagreed would have their frontal lobes severed or something.

This, in its original form, was 4kb.

So, none of us are worthy. Unless one of you is on Lemmy.

Edit: this one is 1kb lmao. None of us are worthy.

MarsAgainstVenus,
@MarsAgainstVenus@fedimav.win avatar

Can you tell me a little more about these? What is the “demo scene,” how were they made, and why were they made?

foggy,

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demoscene

It’s as rad as it could possibly be.

Wouldn’t be surprised at all if anyone from that scene lurks on lemmy.

Zellith,

asl?

JackGreenEarth,

I imagine sign language would be much less information dense than text, as it would have to be pictures. And they may not even understand the sign language.

AVincentInSpace,

I think they meant “age/sex/location?” which was a common first question when getting to know someone online when instant messengers as a concept were novel

DogMuffins,

18 f cali

Norgur,
EphTen,
@EphTen@lemdro.id avatar

I would probably include an apology for using FAT32 and insist that we’ve made better filesystems since then.

toxicbubble420,

an SOS

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe,
@AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social avatar

In_the_end.exe from limewire

NOT_RICK,
@NOT_RICK@lemmy.world avatar

Rickroll, comeon

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