Lophostemon,

Dick pics.

wogvorph,

Nudes.

Safeguard, (edited )
@Safeguard@beehaw.org avatar

Please keep your faith to yourself, we have too many as it is.

federatingIsTooHard,

Frank Sinatra - stormy weather

the English Wikipedia articles on codecs, the 7 layer model, semiconductors, and microprocessors.

gcc compiler.

the source code for Firefox and the lightest possible Linux environment to run it… … …

and then as many axxo rips as I can cram in, sorted by IMDb rating

HornyOnMain,

several dozen thousand copies of the original doom

edit: checked the size of the original doom and its a lot smaller than i realised

IsThisLoss,

Piggy poop balls

Hadriscus,

onenightinparis.mov

willya,
@willya@lemmyf.uk avatar

2 girls 1 cup

M68040, (edited )
@M68040@hexbear.net avatar

<span style="color:#323232;">This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it!
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Sending this message was important to us. We considered (emphasis on 'considered') ourselves to be a powerful culture.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">The danger is to the body, and it can kill.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">The form of the danger is an species of great apes.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.
</span>
AVincentInSpace,

I’m surprised no one has mentioned the actual messages humanity has sent into space in the hopes that aliens will hear it since those are actually pretty cool.

I mean look at this crap. Look at how cool it looks. www.plover.com/misc/Dumas-Dutil/messages.pdf

(I’m on mobile otherwise I’d add a picture)

z00s,

It’s kinda cool but not sure why they thought creating a new set of pictograms that aren’t used on Earth was the best method

xkcd.com/927/

AVincentInSpace,

So that the symbols would be less likely to get corrupted if the aliens received it over a bad radio link

Pantherina,
@Pantherina@feddit.de avatar

The dimension (physical height, 5’9") of an average man (blue/white)

Well thanks now they think we are all men

Pantherina,
@Pantherina@feddit.de avatar

www.plover.com/misc/Dumas-Dutil/messages.pdf

  1. Again a cringe Word PDF title (why cant this program use normal Titles?)
  2. Why tf didnt they just draw our numbers and instead some crazy art stuff?
Corkyskog,

It’s explained in the PDF. If they used normal numbers and letters, the chance of corruption would be high. So they had to reform into the symbols you see.

I still don’t get why we use Pi instead of Tau though, when most equations double it up into Tau anyway.

PrinceWith999Enemies,

We must send them the historical documents so they can work to achieve the perfect society.

UlyssesT,
hexthismess,
@hexthismess@hexbear.net avatar

An ASCII image that says “Help.”

pan_troglodytes,

rickroll at 8k for however many seconds that is

Hadriscus,

Rick rolled until the heat death of the universe

asg101,

The warning “This species destroys anything it encounters, turn around, save yourselves, warn the universe”. With as many before and after images of destroyed habitats and extinct creatures that would fit in the rest of the 4GB space.

Hadriscus,

Hell I’d love that pitch for a tv series

asg101,

I am sure a TV series would get destroyed.

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